"Ten thousand of your children perished in my palm, Your Grace, she thought, slipping a third finger into Myr. Whilst you snored, I would lick your sons off my face and fingers one by one, all those pale sticky princes. You claimed your rights, my lord, but in the darkness I would eat your heirs." Professor of Cerseiology at the University of Lesbo…

Get on your knees: The queen is visiting the Great Sept of Baelor and giving new rights to the Faith. Special guest Maddy breaks down the historical influences and parallels (particularly from the history of the Catholic Church) for the outcomes of Cersei's meeting with the new High Septon. Where to find Maddy: https://twitter.com/madeleinewintr Re…

It's hard to juggle work-life balance when you're Cersei. Where to find Maddy: https://twitter.com/madeleinewintr --- Eliana's twitter: https://twitter.com/arhythmetric Eliana's reddit account: https://www.reddit.com/user/glass_table_girl Eliana's blog: https://themanyfacedblog.wordpress.com/ Chloe's twitter: https://twitter.com/liesandarbor Chloe'…

Cersei finally gets to join and lead a Small Council meeting made up of mostly unqualified people with newfangled titles. --- Eliana's twitter: https://twitter.com/arhythmetric Eliana's reddit account: https://www.reddit.com/user/glass_table_girl Eliana's blog: https://themanyfacedblog.wordpress.com/ Chloe's twitter: https://twitter.com/liesandarbo…

There's a wedding (again) where no one dies except Cersei's patience. Ghosts of weddings haunt her (and the reader). Bonus: Listen to a developing, ongoing B plot where the "B" stands for baseball. --- Eliana's twitter: https://twitter.com/arhythmetric Eliana's reddit account: https://www.reddit.com/user/glass_table_girl Eliana's blog: https://them…

It's a fitting day for rain at Tywin's funeral. It's not a very comforting one for the family, though, as Cersei bats away the grasping mourners and tries to keep the pack—er, lion's pride—together. (They do not wish to be together.) ---- Eliana's twitter: https://twitter.com/arhythmetric Eliana's reddit account: https://www.reddit.com/user/glass_t…

Okay, it's real this time: We're starting the Cersei chapters. The King's Hand is dead but long live the queen. Cersei Lannister. An icon. Background music: Drums of the Deep · Kevin MacLeod Drums of the Deep ℗ Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... "Unease" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative …

The last published chapter of A Song of Ice and Fire, brought to you by a spider, little birds... AND STEF LYONESS of the Kissed by Fire Podcast! Join us for the heralding of winter: A lion roars his last as the spider's web comes into focus. Where to find Stef Lyoness Twitter — https://x.com/KissedPodcast Stef's Twitter — https://x.com/Stef_Lyones…

She don't speak, but she remember... AND SO DOES OUR SPECIAL GUEST, PAT, who joins us to remember pretty much every single thing about the Freys that you didn't know you missed about their family! Come hang with us and our special guest for one of the best and mind-blowing chapters of ASOIAF Where to find Pat Pat's Reddit account and essays: https:…

Doctor Professor Joseph Magician joins us to talk about Magic in HOTD. Tune in for the SEASON FINALE of Unleash the D. The critically acclaimed, yadda yadda, yadda 🧙Subscribe to JoeMagician: http://bit.ly/2EBHniX ⚗️JoeMagician Patreon: https://bit.ly/2HQ6cVd 👕JoeMagician Threadless Shop: https://joemagician.threadless.com/ 🎧JoeMagician Podcast Feed…

Welcome back to the final two episodes of S2 UNLEASH THE D, the hit primer series critics are saying serves major [REDACTED VAGINAL TERM]. It's post-season of House of the Dragon. Seamstress, costumer, and all around brilliant mind Meghan (Birdie Dee Costuming) has joined us to talk about everything costuming in the world of Westeros. Let us take y…

Chloe and Eliana talk about the casting of the upcoming series, 'A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms' and some things we're excited to see Intro by Anton Langhage, "Cup of Coffee"Bởi Girls Gone Canon

SPOILERS: ASOIAF, F&B, KOT7K, TWOIAF, ETC All must choose. The finale is here. Be sure to check back for the final two episodes of "Unleash the D" with special guests, as well as the main ASOIAF POV Podcast. Correction - Sharp Point is Bar Emmon's house and Elinda will not pay for her crimes today Azorahainess's Timeline Direwolf City Rhaenys the C…

SPOILERS: ASOIAF, F&B, KOT7K, TWOIAF, ETC Princess Saera herself was still alive and well in Volantis, and only thirty-four years of age; her own claim was clearly superior to those of any of her bastard sons, but she did not choose to press it. “I have my own kingdom here,” she said, when asked if she meant to return to Westeros. Join us for the p…

SPOILERS: ASOIAF, F&B, KOT7K, TWOIAF, ETC "He should have stayed in Dorne. He should have stayed a frog. Not all men are meant to dance with dragons." We're soft launching a lot in this episode - but hard launching the smallfolk! (had a couple technical issues on audio this week so please bear with us. rowr. bear.) Check out our patreon where all m…

SPOILERS: ASOIAF, F&B, KOT7K, TWOIAF, ETC “The only thing that could tear down the House of the Dragon… was itself.” ... and boy are they tearing it down! Check out our patreon where all members get early access to House of the Dragon episodes during the season @ patreon.com/girlsgonecanon Stranger Tier Patrons have access to MILFs of the Dragon (M…

SPOILERS: ASOIAF, F&B, KOT7K, TWOIAF, ETC “It’s been said that Targaryens are closer to gods than men… In my eyes, you were a god. Daemon Targaryen. The Prince of the City. The Lord of Flea Bottom. I was an innocent. You exploited me and abandoned me. You sullied my name at court. You empowered my rivals. You tried to make my ruin. You put me on th…

SPOILERS: ASOIAF, F&B, KOT7K, TWOIAF, ETC Sin begets sin begets sin - and war makes monsters of us all. We chat cyclical violence within and outside of the family, parentified children, and of course, the behemoth that is Harrenhal. Check out our patreon where all members get early access to House of the Dragon episodes during the season @ patreon.…

SPOILERS: ASOIAF, F&B, KOT7K, TWOIAF, ETC All the world's a stage in Westeros, and our favorite (and least favorite) characters must navigate that stage, whether they like it or not. Join us as we chat about spectacle, the Kingsguard, and of course, pegging. Check out our patreon where all members get early access to House of the Dragon episodes du…

SPOILERS: ASOIAF, F&B, KOT7K, TWOIAF, ETC Clink clink, we're back with S2 to sling that HOT D. Expect controversy, drama, and of course, shenanigans from your favorite girlies who are indeed going canon. Check out our patreon where all members get early access to House of the Dragon episodes during the season @ patreon.com/girlsgonecanon Sound Effe…

Hannah from Game of Owns swings by to talk about the Dragon show, Dunk and Egg, and the expanded George RR Martin universe that is unfolding before us. P.S: please take us to the premiere next year. Tune in to the MIDSEASON FINALE OF UNLEASH THE D. That's right, because after the season, we'll be back with TWO MORE EPISODES to break down the costum…

We're back with UNLEASH THE D for season two of House of the Dragon. Tune in for a very casual conversation with our friend Glidus on what to expect when you're expecting HOTD S2, what it's like to have brothers (idk), and spectacle in House of the Dragon - what does it take to adapt from pages of a history book to the screen, and just how does Rya…

We're back with UNLEASH THE D for season two of House of the Dragon. Tune in for a very casual unserious episode with a twist: this episode is BOOK SPOILER FREE (mostly), and will be the ONLY episode we post during the season that is book spoiler free. Chika comes along for the ride to tell us her opinions on that Dragon Show as someone who has not…

Here in the House of Canon, we're hard at work preparing the HOTD primer series that critics are calling "UNABASHEDLY GREAT" (Unleash the D S2) as well as getting ready for HOUSE OF THE DRAGON S2. No episode today - instead, enjoy a reveal of our first three UNLEASH THE D guests, as well as when you can look forward to hearing the episodes hit your…

Now available for the public! Chloe and Eliana read another GRRM short story from the Thousand Worlds universe: Butterbumps—wait, no, Bitterblooms. A girl lost during deepwinter gets swept away by a magical woman to journey among the stars... or does she? Don't forget to check out "Suzanne" by Leonard Cohen, the song that inspired this story: https…