Podcast Legal Aliens

After a long hiatus, we triumphantly return to bring you another thrilling episode of The Legal Aliens Podcast. The gang talk about Brexit, Alaska and Olympics amongst other things. The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent. Voiceovers provided by Darren…

This episode of the podcast is named in honor of the failed attempt to get a terribly serious research ship to be named Boaty McBoatface. We also discus how Hyena's are bastards, and Krista tells us some interesting facts about their anatomy. As usual, our discussions are all over the place, so listen to find out what else is in store. The Legal Al…

We recorded this episode during the Superbowl which shows how much we all like the sport! We thought we should mark the event a little bit though by listening to some of the worst renditions of the National Anthem in sporting history. The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced …

In the first episode of 2016, our intrepid podcasters explore the subjects of the new Star Wars movie, Dead Celebrities, Elevator vs Lift, and Richard has in interesting quiz for Ben and Krista. The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent. Voiceovers provi…

For this year's christmas special, we neglect to talk about anything festive bar about four minutes in the middle somewhere. Krista reveals the highly secret codes used in the case of a zoo emergency. Richard tells us about his trip to vegas, and there's even unicorns. The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons an…

In this episode, we talk about PigGate. The 'scandal' involving the UK Prime Minister. And along the way our conversation takes a rather disturbing tangent. The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent. Voiceovers provided by Darren Deans and Peter Baker. T…

In this episode, Krista tells us about the cat that managed to get into the polar bear exhibit at Como Zoo. We also discuss our worst ever injuries, and Krista's trip to the mall. The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent. Voiceovers provided by Darren D…

In this episode, we discuss the motivations of doctors to choose different medical specialities, and the fact that dentists have far, far too much money. The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent. Voiceovers provided by Darren Deans and Peter Baker. The …

Hey everyone, we've finally hurtled to our 100th episode. Thanks to all of those that have stuck with us through the years. In this episode, we talk about Ben becoming a father for the third time. Krista's road trip through the wilds of Utah and the recent supreme court decision on same sex marriage. The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presente…

This is the last episode before we reach the hallowed 100th episode. We talk about Krista's visit to the Dominican Republic where she found a namesake to the island which must not be named. The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent. Voiceovers provided b…

In this episode, Krista tells us about the sloth emergency that happened during her shift at the zoo. The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent. Voiceovers provided by Darren Deans and Peter Baker. The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was written and performed by…

In this episode, Richard & Krista discuss their fitbit endeavours, we talk about a novel way to charge your electronic devices, and there's a problem with the Jingle machine which Ben said he'd fix in post, but couldn't be bothered. The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced an…

Repent! Repent! The aChocolypse is apon us! A recent lawsuit by vomity chocolate manufacturer Hershey's has put a stop to non vomity chocolate imports to the US. Ben talks about how he is leading the chocolate revolt, and the aliens almost come to blows! The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristin…

Join us by the fireside for this year's Legal Aliens Christmas Special. In this episode, as well as talking about all things Christmas, we hear the latest on Krista's cyber jaw, and about the strange Star Wars parade that Richard witnessed in the deep south. The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ri…

In this episode we talked about the baby gorilla which was born at Como Zoo in St. Paul Minnesota. Sadly, the baby gorilla died after we recorded the episode. Therefore, we have decided to dedicate this episode to the baby gorilla, and her mother Alice. The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristine…

In this episode, Ben gets Kate Middleton and Kate Upton confused, causing much hillarity. We also discuss whether travellers were required to provide a drawing for their passports before photos were invented, and whether celebrities have to wait in line at the DMV. The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Kr…

Winter is heading towards Minnesota once more, so brace for us complaining about the cold weather. We've already made a hasty retreat into the warm and cozy winter bunker, vowing not to exit until next year. Also in this Episode, Krista talks about nature, and we give our thoughts on the Scottish Referendum. The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and …

In this episode, amongst other things, we discuss the pros and cons of the Ice Bucket Challenge. The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent. Voiceovers provided by Darren Deans and Peter Baker. The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was written and performed by Neil…

Chad (AKA Ben) has gone and become a US citizen now meaning that there are no more official aliens on the legal aliens panel, therefore we decide to choose some more American names for ourselves and Krista aka Felicity chooses a British Name (Don't worry, all will become clear when you listen - maybe). We also talk reasons you should avoid ice crea…

In this episode, as per usual, a tangent took us into uncharted territory. This time we ended up discussing Game shows. Also, there is a winner in Ben's Big Prize Bonanza! The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent. Voiceovers provided by Darren Deans and…

In this episode, we completely failed to mention the World Cup altogether (This may be a relief to some of our listeners!). Also in this episode we talk about our recent trip to see Eddie Izzard on stage, we bang on about religion a bit, and Ben's Big Prize Bonanza has some really fabulous Ax-Man prizes to give away. Voiceovers provided by Darren D…

THis episode comes from our new Broadcasting Complex in the Burnsville Annex of the Legal Aliens Estate, following the closure of the East Wing Studio. In this episode we discuss Ben's experiences of country life, Richard continues to be a douche about MiniVans and Krista talks about her new favourite reality tv show. The Legal Aliens podcast is Wr…

In this episode, Ben announces that he is moving from the Legal Aliens Mansion up to Minnesota's redneck country, so this episode will be the last from the East Wing and Future episodes will come from our Burnsville Annex; We also discuss possible venues for Krista's fictional wedding. The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, …

In this episode we discuss the crisis facing the world of podcasting in the form of patent trolls. That's right dear listener, someevilcorporation inc. is suing podcasters big and small over some vague patent that they bought. Podcaster Adam Corolla is spearheading a militia of podcasters who aim to send these scoundrel's packing! Go to http://fund…

In this episode, whilst barricaded inside the winter bunker by the shear volume of snow outside, we talk about the worst winter ever. Alsowe discuss shell suits, Campri ski jackets, Bermuda shorts, and various other hideous 90's fashions. Richard tells us about the dodgy dealings that happened in hotel kitchens on the isle of Wight and we receive s…

In this episode, The Aliens discuss the Legend of Barry Scott, the Winter Olympics, Krista's vacation and you can find out about one of the team's criminal history. The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent. Voiceover provided by Peter Baker. The Legal A…

In this episode, amongst other topics, the Aliens discuss the polar vortex, and they attempt to find a replacement for a cherished posession that Richard lost during his childhood. Also why not check out the new Legal Aliens Podcast Merchandise Store for Legal Aliens memorobilia and gifts for all occasions. The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and P…

At long last, we bring you the long awaited Christmas Special! In this episode, we discuss all things festive, along with a discussion on shipping your pants, and we roast Ben for having bought a minivan.The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent.Voiceove…

In this episode, the Aliens discuss all things Thanksgiving, Richard shares his secret for gas station cuisine, and they have the obligatory Doctor Who discussion.Also why not check out the new Legal Aliens Podcast Merchandise Store for Legal Aliens memorobilia and gifts for all occasions. The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Ke…

In this episode we talk about Halloween, Ben's celebrity lifestyle, America's most obese president, and we discover the reason that Hershey's chocolate tastes like vomit. Also why not check out the new Legal Aliens Podcast Merchandise Store for Legal Aliens memorobilia and gifts for all occasions. The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented b…

In his episode, Richard talks about his holiday in London and on the Island which must not be named. The smallest hotel room in London, and whether it is ok to talk about the holocaust in a restaurant when the table next to you is full of Germans.Also why not check out the new Legal Aliens Podcast Merchandise Store for Legal Aliens memorobilia and …

In this episode amongst the talk of Robotic Toilets and Life Philosophies, we also come up with a complete storyline for a movie based on Krista's aristocratic lifestyle.The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent.Voiceover provided by Peter Baker.The Lega…

In this episode we discuss the arrival of ios 7, a study that discovered that good fathers have smaller testicles, and scary clowns.The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent.Voiceover provided by Peter Baker.The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was written and pe…

There's more gremlins in the East Wing's podcast machines. This time it caused us to lose half of the episode. Anything after 26 minutes is lost for eternity.We will be recording the next podcast soon, and hope we can bring it in it's entirety.The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is …

In this episode, we discuss the death of the English language, Krista's zombie jaw and the new Doctor Who.The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent.Voiceover provided by Peter Baker.The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was written and performed by Neil ButtonOthe…

In this episode we discuss the inevitable subject of the royal baby, Krista tells us about her bouncy castle party, and a bunch of the usual randomness!The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent.Voiceover provided by Peter Baker.The Legal Aliens Theme Tun…

In this edition, Richard buggers off in the middle of the show leaving Ben and Krista to fend for themselves. We also discuss the scourge of distracting iPhone games and a bunch of other stuff. Our correspondent in Nether Poppleton continues his winning streak in Ben's Big Prize Bonanza.The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent,…

In this episode we spent a lot of time talking about bumper stickers. We have a piece of correspondence from a listener (a rarity!), and you can find out how you can win one of our new Legal Aliens Podcast Badges (Buttons or Pins to our American listeners). The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ris…

This weeks show went down with a couple of technical hitches which involved the loss of a few seconds of talk, and something weird involving plugs getting kicked out, but we have overcome the adversity and managed to bring you another thrilling installment of the Legal Aliens Podcast. In this episode, we discover that Krista is actually a member of…

In this episode, we discuss Krista's dream where she is nominated for the diving award at the oscars. We admire Richard's new pink muff, and we talk about Iceland's new anti-incest app.The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent.Voiceover provided by Peter…

In this episode - the legend of the one wipe poop, weaponized flapjacks and bra removing anxiety.The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent.Voiceover provided by Peter Baker.The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was written and performed by Neil ButtonOther music i…

I denna episod, Krista berättar om sin kärlek till Alexander Skarsgård och hennes perfekt bröllop i heliga gångarna av IKEA. Vi diskuterar också ologiska och sjuka genomtänkt Legall Aliens fäste konkurrens.Den rättsliga Aliens podcast är skriven och presenteras av Ben Kent, Richard Simons och Krista Ristinen, och produceras och redigeras av Ben Ken…

In this episode, we are joined by special guest Lindsay Paetznick who tells us about her unique brunch experience in Wisconsin.Also in this Episode we talk about Richards latest bout of being stupid for Charity, British Porn, and Whether it is possible to have a Vampire Zombie.The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard S…

In This Episode:* Snow removal and Lawn Mowing* Old British Chocolate Commercials* Krista's thoughts on Twilight* Another chance to win one of the coveted Coffee Mugs in 'Ben's Big Prize Bonanza'The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent.Voiceover provide…

That's right, somehow we've been on the air for three years. And somehow we are still managing to put out this crap fantastic podcast.On this episode:* Britain's negative advertising campaign* The Grammy's new dress code* Intimate grooming injuries* The rise of 'you're not invited' notices for weddings* David Bekham's fake bumThe Legal Aliens podca…

In this episode:* Krista's Mexico Vacation* Immortal Jellyfish* 80's Technology / Music* Devastating News from the Sandwich World* Manti Te'oThe Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent.Voiceover provided by Peter Baker.The Legal Aliens Theme Tune was writt…

On todays show, we were joined by The Ridiculous Puppet Company who addressed issues of Puppet Rights, and The Puppet vs Muppet debate, and introduced us to some of their characters.You can find out all about The Ridiculous Puppet Company at http://ridiculouspuppets.com.The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons a…

Once again it is time for our annual festive extravaganza. Live(ish) from the Legal Aliens secret winter bunker in an undisclosed location in the frozen wastelands of Minnesota.This episode is full of festive cheer and joy (and a little bah humbug too!).The Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristine…

Oops, we called this one episode 59 on the show, but it is in fact our 60th episode!In this episode:The End of MovemberThanksgiving, Unusual DishesOur Black Friday purchasesMarijuana legalizationDoxingThe Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent.Voiceover p…

In this episode:The latest Movember UpdateBearded LadiesDid the Mayans Practise Human SacrificeOr Was it the Inca'sObscure 80's CartoonsBen's Geek ConferenceMovie CensorshipBreaking News from MenahgaThe Legal Aliens podcast is Written and Presented by Ben Kent, Richard Simons and Krista Ristinen, and is produced and edited by Ben Kent.Voiceover pro…