Ep. #077 - What's happening, honeys? We took an extra week to record but we've been through some days lately... from the flower scam of Valentine's Day, to some new griddle talk, UFC 298 and friends, Super Bowl catchup, how jiujitsu may be gay, to reading about a truck driver trafficking lunch meat. We cover a lot... welcome back! We watch and reac…

Ep. #076 - Coming in hot off the press! Sorry for the delay, we've been catching up with everything after dealing with colds last week. This episode we chat about a sleepover, crazy southern winter weather, annoying vegans and crossfit people, and we duke it out over something dumb as always. We watch and react to the following: Busted - https://yo…

Ep. #075 - Back another Tuesday with a few minutes of sanity! I got back home from practice just in time to get some quality parent time without the kiddos... This week we talk a little about our little monsters, discuss who is more stubborn, start seeing presidential campaign ads, and other fun stuff! We watch and react to the following: Firm Beli…

Ep. #074 - Happy birthday to our oldest monster! There are some woes my wife is working through this year, but we're getting through it. We have a small in house jiujitsu tournament... and the competition was fierce. Monitoring what your kids watch and consume now vs. when we were growing up. I am handed a sketchy "mocktail"... and I guess we'll se…

Ep. #073 - An odd and annoying weekend... and my first near fight in close to a decade training, so I tried disc golf to relax. We want to start using the Cartman "Respect my authoritay" as a sound byte. We discuss irrational fears we had as kids. Miami mall incident with alines, but I'm skeptical about it. Police scanners blocked, air travel block…

Ep. #072 - We've been gone the past couple of weeks on vacation and holidays, but we're back to kick off 2024. We chat about our trip to New Jersey, taking the kids to an indoor playground, an Asian buffet, and the stomach bug chronicles that may or may not have cause a couple of skidmarks on the vacation. Traveling with kids always brings some goo…

Ep. #071 - Another week closer to the day with the fat man and gifts and we’re trying to survive end of year festivities as we watch some MMA and discuss our weeks. We chat about how work pot lucks can be a nightmare for people like me who don’t quite trust strangers’ cooking. I talk about how I can cook with actual raw ingredients, while impressin…

Ep. #070 - It finally happened… The contact lenses fitting has come and gone and now there are new eye woes in the house. We enjoy talking crap about our little Neanderthal toddler that refuses to try to say anything and just grunts to get his way (… and it’s working). We chat about the sometimes compromising awkward moments in grappling training, …

Ep. #069 - How thankful were we? Thankful enough! Wife had to work all day while I entertained the kids at home and prepared everyone for Thanksgiving. Our oldest decided she would contribute to the holiday food by making her very first apple pie. The time for Christmas decorations has begun as we got everyone to work to put up lights and stuff. On…

Ep. #068 - Winter and Christmas are approaching and we have a few fall chores to get done, so we put our oldest to work! Church overreactions and how they annoy the wife. How Bekah thinks “pronunciate” is a real word (check the tape bro!). How our middle kid did some dumb toddler shit and destroyed her TV screen (actions have consequences). Christm…

Ep. #067 - Life happened and we took last week off unwillingly. BUT we’re back! We’v had weddings, minor concussions, therapy sessions, it’s been busy! Weddings really suck especially when you don’t really know anyone, so I justify why I will no longer be attending any in the foreseeable future. If you really want strangers to share your intimate m…

Ep. #066 - Getting ready for Halloween and wrapping up another week. Bekah has to manhandle a hospital bed and complains about it. The family goes for an Alzheimer’s awareness walk, which I skipped. Why do dumb parents INSIST on trying to move the date of Halloween to a weekend because they’re entitled c u next Tuesdays (Facebook moms are catty b**…

Ep. #065 - We are back from a Fall Festival day at the amusement park… and our middle kid found a friend in the crowds. We realize that we really wouldn’t go to amusement parks if we weren’t parents. We talk about how kids go through fear of rides. My entire family foot stomps around the house and I don’t get it. The Fall Festival brought out some …

Ep. #064 - We’re back in studio and with better audio (SORRY!!!). We catch up on what we actually did during our anniversary trip. We talk about forging knives, how we’re probably not responsible enough for knives, and how I wish I could build a forge in our home. How I’m pretty good at writing people off and literally filing them under “dead to me…

Ep. #063 - We’re on our way to celebrate our wedding anniversary. After a work week where we both were just looking forward to leaving for the weekend, we finally get in the car and head out. It feels weird to not have the kids with us on a trip. I get made fun of for my grandma like driving and we talk about speeding tickets. To celebrate our “Iro…

Ep. #062 - Another week, another dollar. I was moody on the anniversary of my grandfather’s passing, the kids get haircuts at a kid’s salon (which I don’t remember being a thing when we were kids), our haircut journeys so far in life, and how our middle one says she can fight werewolves. We also discuss grizzly bears, old cartoons our kids don’t fi…

Ep. #061 - Coming right off an UFC Fight Night event, we catch up and wind the week down. Our oldest one tells us how she doesn’t know the difference between brown sugar and coffee grounds, and we’re upset we missed the incident. Our middle monster woes continue as she continues to be a typical “sweet & sour” middle child. We watched a “Mighty Duck…

Ep. #060 - We come in a little tipsy from a long game series of flip cup, dealing with colds, and I apparently come in with “harsh” jokes. We were surprised with a fake bomb threat at a middle school that kept our oldest out of class for the day. I talk about a mischievous kid back in my school days that actually turned out alright (and he’s doing …

Ep. #059 - Not the most memorable week, BUT we had a few nuggets of fun for sure. We talk about a few movies we’ve watched (since Bekah is an “uncultured swine”) and made a few good recipes to go with them. A rare snake hawk attack happened and we look at the aftermath. Is the hawk a hero or foe? You decide! We laugh at how Brazilian police wakes u…

2023 Voice of Our Clients: Insights for the corporate & transaction banking industry Insights from Andy Schmidt, Vice-President & Global Industry Lead for Banking at CGI In this episode, Patrick speaks with Andy Schmidt, Vice-President & Global Industry Lead for Banking at CGI. They discuss the results of CGI’s 2023 Voice of our Clients (VOC) resea…

Ep. #058 - Internet is down, so we drink! We get ready for the Labor Day weekend as I will have all the kids solo. Baby showers, recessive genes, and how we have beaten the odds for those genes somehow. How my family may have gotten “Ellis Island’ed” in Brazil as we lost the spelling of a family name. We also learn about penis implants and erectile…

Ep. #057 - What a week we’ve had this week. Shorter episode as I recover a little bit more, but we catch you up on ER visits, interacting with medical professionals, missing pets, and the road to “normalcy” again. Enjoy!Bởi W.H.H.

Ep. #056 - We went to a “family fun day” fair and someone puked in the car on the way home. Our oldest may have some fear of heights, our middle one doesn’t care about anything, and our youngest is a cheeseball. Fair rides really are sometimes scary AF as we deal with carnies and centrifugal forces. I’m getting ver grey everywhere there is hair on …

Ep. #055 - What a week! Bekah has a blood pressure scare at a gas station. We fight with a group of losers on a power trip called a HOA Board of Directors. An issue with someone’s pronunciation of “terrace”. A dirty smoker could have blown everything to smithereens, and how you really shouldn’t try to smoke during hospital stays. Are aliens here? M…

Ep. #054 - We survived our vacation to Lake George… even if I finally snapped on the trip back. Overall good trip and some good stories. No videos or articles this week, we just took notes from the trip and we brought back fun stories that may or may not include: Taking long trips with a bunch of kids can drive you temporarily insane I bet my mom $…

Ep. #053 - We’re going on vacation! And stressing about getting ready and forgetting things before we leave for Lake George. We miss our oldest kid who’s already camping with my mom and all the fun things they do together every summer. Does Miss Rachel have nipple rings? Maybe?? Bekah puts together a collection of videos for us to react to, and I’m…

Ep. #052 - Welcome back to a wonderful Tuesday! We recall another day taking the kids to an amusement park. Our middle monster is at it again when left unsupervised for less than half an hour. We get cornered and caught outside in a conversation with an awkward neighbor. We get a jump scare from a child behind a chair. A good samaritan gets the raw…

Ep. #051 - Another week in the books and as always it can’t just be a peaceful boring one. First birthday parties, parents visiting, work was crazy…. But wtf is new about that, we just roll with the punches here! Bekah recalls the nerves she felt at the time when she first met my mother when she came down to meet our oldest kid. I may get demoted f…

Ep. #050 - Busy birthday party weekend (the human growth is a year old)! We rented a bounce house and watched little “American Gladiators” for quite a while. Everybody loves a sandwich platter at a birthday party. Our middle kid continues being a random crazy kid. We talk about an unconventional method of potty training. We enjoyed a completely leg…

Ep. #049 - We’re back again with a pre 4th of July celebration. We have driven to fireworks stores and are ready to blow some shit off. Bekah recounts their recent beach trip and more nonsense from our kids (our middle kid avoided “piranhas”). I think I have a great idea to avoid losing space in my bed to our kids during the middle of the night. We…

Ep. #048 - This week’s episode we catch up on everything since Father’s Day. We tell a story about our haunted doorbell in the middle of the night and how everything is falling apart, we talk about our dangerous middle child who’s already a troublemaker, a woman in Shelby NC claims she was impregnated by Bigfoot, our middle child shuts down a stran…

Ep. #047 - We start on the wrong foot… and chatting about playing Resident Evil in the daytime so Bekah isn’t too scared. We took the kids to a baby birthday party and took some notes on our rebellious middle monster. Our oldest kid calls out distractions. We look at some suspect advertised earrings. We prepare for Father’s Day even though neither …

Ep. #046 - Another week that we wrap up by going to Carowinds to help the kids enjoy their summer break. We start our trip with a Forest Gump moment that creeped me out, a amusement park line “supervisor” who was pretty dumb, and a large rude family that tried to cut us to get into the park. How water parks are one of the best place to look good co…

Ep. #045 - Aaaaaaand we’re back mofos! We took the whole family to an amusement park and thank goodness for fast passes; otherwise we would have just been miserable, sweaty people the whole day. Why do people get pissed off at other people who pay for fast passes when they also have the option to cough up the money for passes? The time Bekah almost…

Ep. #044 - We talk about a recent beach trip right before Memorial Day weekend; we chat about how the weather can sabotage a trip, wild horses, and Black Beard. How the San Diego Zoo recently deported a retired sea turtle after he had over 800 kids. I have a small rant about people in a professional environment that are either lazy or stupid. We re…

Ep. #043 - We are overwhelmed by our children lately… Help at a pool party, from a real parenting veteran. How a family of 10 has to get around and survive, while a young mother leaves a baby with a stranger at a restaurant and why you should not hold a stranger’s baby. Ranting about fake niceties and over-politeness. We talk about how real recogni…

Ep. #042 - The day after Mother’s Day celebrations, relaxing, and struggles with flying in the Harry Potter game. I witnessed a find in the crowd of a UFC event and realized most people don’t know anything about actual martial arts and fighting. I get annoyed at how dumbasses cannot read letters and numbers and try to take other people’s seats - an…

Ep. #041 - We’re back again getting “stoooopid loose”! We chat about the disaster at the open bar Monday wedding, We see a dog’s butt that looks like the second coming of Christ, how we don’t think a movie should be called “Slightly” Peter Pan, remaking and reimagining movies is more offensive than creative, IT people are completely useless and I h…

Ep. #040 - What a week! What’s Happening, Honeys? I may have found out my wife is a ride or die bitch!This week we have a great discussion on a Target manager who punches freeloader charging at him over “reparations”; people have no self-accountability, my first reaction to the Bojangle’s Alcoholic iced tea, our chair chronicles continue as we slow…

Ep. #039 - New week, new discussions... we chat about who Dove chocolates are for, feeling old since "The 90s" is included in vintage collections, awkward conversations in public, attending a father / daughter dance and "traditions", having to divide and conquer our weekend, and the idiot who cried "tornado" from her pantry. We watch and discuss th…

Ep. #038 - We start the episodes airing some grievances about people in public. We talk about some of the changes and new preferences from our middle monster. And talk about how Bekah broke an office chair, the Donate Life Dungeons and Dragons dice with "organs", we dissect Linda and her "husbands", and I talk about how I'm nervous about my upcomin…

Ep. #037 - Catching up on our weekly craziness... we chat about a very unfortunate voicemail message on a conference call, a crazy manifesto randomly left on our car windshield, and taking the kids to take Easter Pics. We watch and discuss the following and more: 5-year-old uses mom's phone to order $4,000 worth of motorcycles and boots Buffalo cal…

Ep. #036 - We chat about some recent changes in my life and a fw other things. Like trying to make sense of why our internet service sucks every once in a while. We watch and discuss the following and more: Close Call: Weightlifter Almost Gets His Head Crushed! Too Much Or Just Right? Chick Got 2 Basketball Sized Butt Cheeks! Sprung Into Action: Li…

Ep. #035 - We have an old school conversation without gaming (needed to change things up a bit). We catch up on everything from our weeks, crazy kids, and work. We also chat about odd news including an Arby's roast beef alleged smuggler, a stripper with loose bowels, and a laxative pizza that led to a shitty situation for co-workers.…

Ep. #034 - Ding, dong, Lady DD is dead! And she will be greatly missed. On our first stream back from NJ we chat about a zoo that can't keep a bear secured, getting stuck in elevators, a Maryland woman who bought a "wrong" scratch off and was rewarded for her mistake, and more! We're streaming live on twitch.tv/whatshappeninhoney. Join us live Frid…

Ep. #033 - We're back another week as we prepare for our birthdays and our family trip to NJ. We chat about how it's bs people look down at people who work 3 12 hour shifts a week instead of everyday, making people feel awkward with inappropriate jokes at work, more mother-in-law scam chronicles, and we also have a wonderful retelling of the story …

Ep. #032 - This week, we start the episode with a bullying story from our kid, talk about the hectic day in the life of a nurse, and continue to be chased around by Lady DD and her tramp daughters! We also chat about Florida nurses who bought their degrees and were illegally working... allegedly... a fake nurse who used similar names to sneak into …

Ep. #031 - More running around the Village of Shadows, as Lady DD begins her full chase of Ethan. But it's all good in the neighborhood (even though Bekah got her first couple of deaths in game this time around)! We game and chat about many random things like losing my own bed to my family mid night, almost hitting a deer in town, how we would hand…

Ep. #030 - Bekah's quest through the Village of Shadows, once again has her a bit turned around. But that's ok, because we get to catch up and talk about other s*** like Bekah's drunk New Year's and her 21st birthday, how I once gassed out people having a sleepover, Brazilian pizza and foods, brown nosing, Physical 100, the razor blades in gas pump…

Ep. #029 - We continue Bekah's quest through the Village of Shadows while having ourselves a nice Friday night catch up chat. We discuss wonderful things like our trip to the zoo during MLK weekend, discuss breastfeeding boobies, how we made it halfway through our dry January, and more nonsense. We're streaming live on twitch.tv/whatshappeninhoney.…