Podcast The Important Questions

Happy Monday to the pathetic office drones who need a podcast to help ease the pain (this is me). Episode 102 is here, proving once and for all that we're not just big losers coming back to drop one episode years later. And we have four topics that are solidly decent for you.1) What would you do if you woke up to Hitler giving you a BJ?2) Do you wa…

1.5 years of no uploads isn't enough to make us lose our entire fanbase, right? RIGHT? Well we had some life changes so cut us some slack. We're still just as incredibly stupid as ever. Smitty draws today's art in real time to give Rico something to spank to later.Here's the topics this week.1) Why are you the bad guy if you get upset publicly over…

The 2nd demo of our attempt at a reboot series. And again, can't go without those sweet tropes of ours. Topics:1) How do you spend your time in the 2 week notice period of quitting a job?2) What are the worst minor injuries?3) What are the best sci-fi tropes?4) Would you wear the Lord of the Rings ring if it made you invisible but Smiegel appeared …

Back before Dave and Scott decided to pack their bags and go cross country, abandoning Smitty and Rico, they were in the works to create a new show called The Circle Jerkwads. The show was to be Important Questions adjacent but without some of the same tropes. I think the lesson is that those tropes worked for a reason, and we were wrong to abandon…

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Lightning Round style episode with 8 questions for just those who think we're worth something. 1) What is the weirdest reason to give someone a discount on a product?2) How can we make more effective communication with sweatpant ass words?3) How much influence could you have dressed as Ronald McDonald in a McDonalds?4) What is the most overused mov…

In this month's bonus episode, the guys look back at their first episode and tear it to shreds.Bởi The Important Questions

In honor of your money, Smitty lays down some erotic words over smooth jazz instrumentals.Bởi The Important Questions

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For your listening pleasure - here's our best words thrown into our worst stories.Bởi The Important Questions

This week, we choose the adventure for you, the listener. In this choose our own adventure special.....Bởi The Important Questions

This is some real boner shit right here. The dudes attempt a remote podcast.Bởi The Important Questions

Who's gonna win this round of REAL OR FAKE NEWS?Bởi The Important Questions

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Lightning round of fun. Lightning round of joy. Special uber eats driver guest stars. Wow this is good stuff.Bởi The Important Questions

A tripping balls story decided by the acolytes.Bởi The Important Questions

This is the SERIES FINALE and it's extra long, just for you. Thank you to everyone who ever downloaded an episode. Hope you enjoyed our nonsense. This week's topics...-Piss Poll Results-Scott Orders Silk Boxers-Acknowledging nice butts-What was our favorite questions on the show?-Do farts push the poop out, or does poop push the farts out?-What wou…

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT AT THE END OF THIS EPISODE. IF YOU ARE A FAN OF THIS SHOW IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM STICK AROUND FOR THAT BUT ALSO THE FOLLOWING 4 QUESTIONS...1) What are the stupidest hills you will die on?2) Is social media a net positive or negative?3) What is the least amount of money you'd accept to have 86,000 people respectfully fuck your as…

We are just 2 episodes away from 100 - and in reflection, these questions have never been so important as they are now.1) What can Scott do to stay in practice for sex despite not having any?2) How do you prepare your meals?3) What have we owned for a very long time for no real reason?4) Can the Acolytes differentiate real vs. fake news articles (P…

They say the best things in life are free. And our bonus content costs $1 per month. Here's the free questions for you non donors this week.1) What does pimple juice taste like and is it better or worse than cum? (Thanks Rico....)2) Is there a standard wine and bread for Christian communion, or can they serve whatever they want?3) Who is writing th…

Episodes are back - AND bonus episodes return this month...Episode 96 topics -1) What services should be made deliverable?2) Would you assume the responsibilities of the Headless Horseman if it meant you could use your own head for sex stuff?3) Which animal would be the weirdest with human buttcheeks?4) What are the best cleanliness tips for pubes?…

Nobody on our show is named Jerry. Stop asking for Jerry. Here's what we got this week.1) Could you theoretically shove yourself up your own butt?2) Would you use a gloryhole?3) Which professions would be best to implement happy endings?4) What merit badges would be given out in the Man Scouts?BIG ANNOUNCEMENT SOON! Consider being a Patreon donor. …

Disease is rampant in our area. People are getting sick. It's also getting too cold to podcast outdoors. Dave is here to break down our future plans and also give an erotic story telling of how your face mask will protect you, courtesy of the great Chuck Tingle. Chuck, pls no copyright claims we don't get paid for this shit and also the pdf is free…

Today in podcasting, the acolytes answer some questions and then that's it. 1) What are god tier, mid tier, and shit tier swear words?2) What would middle class white folk loot?3) What's the longest you've gone in adult life without cumming?4) What are the worst gender reveal ideas?There's a bonus episode getting released early next week too. So if…

Today marks Rico's first attempt at making art for the show. It also honors his return after being replaced by his own robot. If you missed that, you missed a huge story arch that may make you lost for episodes to come. If not, here's what we got coming today...1) What is the shittiest animal to be?2) Can the acolytes distinguish real from fake new…

Episode 92 - Rico Takes the World's Longest Shit. Also there's 4 questions...1) How could the Movie "Teeth" be applied to men and their dicks?2) What would a day in the life on Noah's Ark have been like?3) How have you accidentally ruined a nut?4) How would you run your own town?Consider being a Patreon donor. Bonus content is already being release…

Tonight's episode features RICO BOT, a selectively chosen assortment of Rico lines in appropriate situations. Enjoy!1) What are the worst sports?2) How does life change if insects become the size of dogs?3) What are some superstitions you've held?4) How would the Acolytes of Knowledge write horoscopes for stupid people who believe star signs?Consid…

Four white douches talking about weed. How original. 1) What are some creative ways to get high?2) Aliens come to Earth. What possession do we sacrifice to them?3) Why do rich and famous people diddle kids?4) Is everything remotely like everything else?Consider being a Patreon donor. Bonus content is already being released and will be released once…

This week is a first. Smitty goes where no acolyte has gone before as he sinks into his metal framed chair, baked as fuck. Surprisingly he contributes to conversation. 1) What is your online selling etiquette?2) Why is step family porn so common?3) How do we solve racism?4) If you could morph into any piece of furniture, what would you become?Consi…

Would you believe that the Acolytes of Knowledge received the first real leaks of the Gen 9 Pokemon? Well we're diving deep into the great new creatures they have for us!1) What is something you can rob from somebody to mildly inconvenience them?2) How do you up your masturbation game?3) Why do you hate people for no good reason?4) The Acolytes hav…

There's a lot of sponge talk in here. Spongebob is gay. Sponge is bread. Croutons are sponge. You are a salad. You can figure out the rest within the 80 minutes here. Also we drink 6 disgusting Lester's sodas...1) How would different ethnic cuisines be approached by deeply rural or redneck towns?2) How much change can be made to characters without …

Itunes and whatnot censor these descriptions. But can their glorious censorship read my image? Here's what to expect this week.1) How could cheesy job orientations be tailored to cynics?2) What were the best kids shows?3) Why is it that wearing socks and nothing else feels more naked than wearing nothing at all? 4)What would different bowel syndrom…

We are now officially recording together again - outdoors! Remaining safe while making sure none of us sounds like shit has never been easier. And this week, we bring you some great material.1) What would it take for a butt to become legendary?2) domestricated chips????,,,??? (or chimps)3) What behaviors could you excuse because someone had to poop…

Tonight's episode features our special guest Blake Weatherly from the show Tap Snaps. Please visit our website for all things that shill for them. Blake joins us for a bonus episode being released next month as well, so if you like what you hear, you know exactly what I'd ask you to do. Here's our questions for the week.1) You are God. How do you r…

This is our first official episode recorded via Discord. It has its hiccups, but is otherwise funny and you'll love it and you'll love me, and you'll love everything about its content and questions. We're deciding whether we'll keep up this route, try something new, or pause the show. Anyone's guess at the moment. Here's the questions this week.1) …

Being stuck at home all day sucks. Let us help. 1)What are the shit tier, mid tier, and god tiers of produce?2) A genie switches your butthole with another hole. Which hole do you switch?3) You are now St. Peter. Who are you sending to hell?4) What are the best things to avoid in a job interview?Consider being a Patreon donor. Bonus content is alre…

Ain't no pandemic gonna stop the delivery of prime questions. 1) Religion is deemed a mental illness. What is the cure?2) What are things you dealt with as a child that you still deal with as an adult?3)Our bodies become the scene for the next Osmosis Jones. What is going on in our movie?4) All of your farts now have the same pungency and strength …

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Fresh new look for a fresh new lineup. Meaning just the old lineup but less so. Here's the questions for the week.1) How can you get a mouse off of your dick that's biting down on it?2) Why is there no market for my fat, hairy, man nudes?3) What are the minor inconveniences of being fat or tall?Consider being a Patreon donor. Bonus content is alrea…

Smitty announced his departure, so now we're 3 acolytes of knowledge sitting sadly in a room and Rico now has a full couch to himself. Here's what we got today.1) What essential items can you cut out of your life to make a better budget?2) How can you enjoy expensive items and experiences for cheap?3) What games do you play inside of your head?Then…

Grab your partner and perform your best oral pleasurings. Here's what we're talking bout today.1) How would you convince people from 3rd world countries that you're an alien?2)Why are American small towns the worst?3) How can a food industry market "butt lickin' good" as a slogan?4) What's the dumbest thing to make into a drinking game?5) What is y…