Meat Pants Thief,Jail Stories,How to Quit Your Job,Crazy Karate Florida Man,Longest Toilet Break Belgium,ESPN - Ep. 46 - Funny News Comedy

Don't Tell Our Wives: Warm Beer, Cheap Comedy, and News

We start this episode with a horrible intro per usual, and then once we settle down, we get into the news.
A southern man was in a Walmart, where he was caught stealing BBQ brisket (sliced of course), and a propane tank in his pants. The cops didn't have a hard time finding the items, but the man was so angry in the cruiser that he tried to bust his way out. He was charged with assault...(not salt, which you would want to put in a brisket before smoking.)
Also, some of us didn't know it, but Jethrow was in jail at some point in his life. He then tells us about a man who was intoxicated that busted the window on a cruiser, and then catches pepper spray and spits it back at the cop. What kind of people is Jethrow talking to? Jethrow decided to befriend him so he didn't get in trouble.
After talking about his jailtime, Jethrow searched the Internet for the finest of questions. A man has grown bored of his job, and wanted a creative way to quit his job. If Honch wanted to leave his mark, he would take a huge dump in filing cabinets. We're starting to see a pattern with Honch. Bubba's method of leaving is a little more passive aggressive...by sending an email and making an epic exit. We'll leave it to all of you to leave your job. Needless to say, you really shouldn't do any of these things...we're just kidding.
A man in Florida man had enough of his neighbor playing loud bass music, so he went upstairs, grabbed roach spray...and shot it in the faces of people, and then proceedes to hit himself nunchucks. He's been watching karate kid too many times...but the Honch prefers to watch the West Virginia Ninja.
We end with a man in Belgium who decided to try to create a record for sitting on the toilet. Would you ever try to break a record for sitting on a toilet?
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