The One Where Moses Leads the Gang to the Desert for a Swim

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Season 2 opens to find that Moses & them didn't really want to get them ol' Philistines all riled up, so they took a shortcut directly through the Red Sea. Of course Pharaoh's dumbass followed them right in, and let me just say that it's really too bad that Pharaoh brought Herb & the boys instead of 600 of his best amphibious hovercrafts. Not even one boat! I mean hell, they could probably make them chariots watertight if they'd just flip them over, and start rubbing them out on the chariot's bellies like they did on Moses' bassinet. Basically, god killed a bunch of horses to prove what a fucking badass he was. OooOOoo Everybody better watch out. I'm sorry, but if you believe in the almighty, you should know that your homeboy is a fucking sociopath. I swear, the more episodes of this podcast we do, the farther we get from the oppressive insanity leftover in our head from our days in the church. Won't you join us, friend?