SELLING TARQUIN’S KIDNEY

John Mendelssohn’s World of Hilarity

[A Rabbi, the Pope and Jeff Beck's Ghost Walk Into a Pub]

Pater and Grandmother attempt to talk young Tarquin, who seems to be sounding as though brought up in Compton, or some comparable American ghetto, rather than in Surrey, into making a small sacrifice to finance his sister Rubella's education. Rubella, meanwhile, has some text messages she has to send. At the end, we hear, in song, about the self-renamed Tarque 163's favourite meal.