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Oranges have a lot to offer, aside from the fact that they're delicious. For starters, they're aromatic, and the vitamin C they contain benefits the body in a variety of ways, including shielding cells from damage, boosting your immune system, combating cancer-causing radicals, assisting in the creation of collagen, and much more. Then there's the fact that this lovely citrus fruit is just begging to be amused. Who among us doesn't have a few orange jokes or puns up their sleeves?
Are you looking for additional citrus puns to add to your repertoire? If that's the case, you've come to the correct place. We've got some orange jokes that will "appeal" to a wide spectrum of people. They'll be a lot of fun for both kids and adults, albeit a little cheesy. So, if you're looking for some good orange zingers, continue on. Below, you’ll find our sidesplitting collection of orange jokes, puns, and one-liners to keep your whole family entertained.
Best Orange Puns and One-Liners
Bitter late than never.
I’m not sure if you know this, but I’m kind of a big peel.
Better late than navel.
All zest up, no place to grow!
Don’t call us — peel call you.
The next person that asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade, and a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a “punch.”
I’m scared I’m turning orange. Hopefully, it’s just a pigment of my imagination!
Help me orange things around here.
I’m not half the person I juiced to be.
Peel the burn.
Orange you glad you met me?
Fruity is only skin deep.
Can you peel the love tonight?
Back to the daily grind.
All you seed is love.
Mind your own squeezewax!
You’re my zest friend.
It’s all about the peel good factor.
I give this orange the peel of approval.
Best Orange Jokes
What happened when the orange broke out of prison?
All heck broke juice.
Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went out on a limb.
Why do oranges wear sunblock?
Because they peel.
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in orange soda.
It turned out to be a “fanta-sea.”
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
Why did the orange go out with the prune?
Lately, it’s been so hard to find a date.
How do oranges communicate with one another?
They speak in Mandarin.
What do you get when you stir orange soda with a stick?
A “fanta-stick” combination.
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
What did the orange say before jumping into the juicer?