The Unwatchables: Greenland

The DaDa Network

Caligula and Grumpkins are back and the vigil is observed. Another Gerard Butler joint. Another G'Booty spectacle thrust onto the limp and timid masses. Another gooey disaster movie.

And I haven't even started talking about Greenland yet. It's one of those low octane, disaster joints that people find themselves in. And people find themselves watching. It's pretty dumb.

We also planted the seed that Deep Impact and Armageddon will be perfect movies.

"Long ago we looked upon a foreboding sky, the memory of the that threated all burns eternal in our hearts. In it's wake came an age of silence. Yet with each fond remembrance we knew, those encountered were not forgotten. That some day we would see them again. Perhaps it was no more than wishful thinking, but after the long calm there are now the beginnings of a stir. The reunion at hand may bring joy, it may bring fear, but let us embrace whatever it brings. For they are coming back. At last the promise has been made."

DEEP IMPACT & ARMAGEDDON REVIEW IN 2021!

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