09/01/21 Show 66 : Let's Get Lost (Provided We Remember How To Get Back)

The Gerard Cosloy Radio Hour (That Feels Like Two Hours)

So you know how there’s some online radio hosts who promise they’re gonna take you on some kind of a “musical journey”, one where they don’t need a map?

I’m sure that sounds exciting to those of you with no imaginations or life experiences to speak of, but take it from someone that’s been around the block a few times. For starters, journeys suck (much like the band) and as much fun as tooling around sans a map sounds, invariably you end somewhere in the woods with no petrol. Before long, you’re greeted by a hulking individual who thinks your Stephon Marbury sneakers circa 2008 have some sort of life-force they must appropriate and next thing you know, you’re tied naked to a tree.

At least that’s how I remember it.

Anyhow, rest assured, I’VE GOT A ROADMAP. When you take a ride with me for two hours, I know EXACTLY where I’m going. To Footlocker. To replace those shoes.