Digital only Xbox leaked - https://kotaku.com/microsoft-xbox-series-x-leak-white-all-digital-1851371439 Embracer sells Gearbox for half price - https://kotaku.com/gearbox-software-embracer-sale-borderlands-homeworld-1851371254 Dune: Awakening will not have a dick slider - https://kotaku.com/dune-mmo-awakening-conan-exiles-dong-penis-size-slider-185…

Aaron Taylor-Johnson might be the new Bond - https://www.theguardian.com/film/2024/mar/27/chops-talent-and-charisma-pierce-brosnan-backs-aaron-taylor-johnson-as-james-bond Margot Robbie to produce The Sims adaptation - https://www.ign.com/articles/the-sims-movie-in-the-pipe-from-loki-director-margot-robbies-company-to-produce The Acolyte trailer - …

Scarlet Johansson might be the mum - https://www.vg247.com/scarlett-johansson-offered-lead-role-next-jurassic-world-movie?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=feed Sharon Stone told to sleep with co-star - https://www.theguardian.com/film/2024/mar/12/sharon-stone-names-producer-who-told-her-to-sleep-with-co-star Co-star says "she wanted it b…

More missions, more impossible - https://www.darkhorizons.com/filming-resumes-on-mission-impossible-8/ Rust armourer found guilty - https://www.indiewire.com/news/breaking-news/rust-armorer-hannah-gutierrez-reed-guilty-involuntary-manslaughter-1234956038/ Dune Messiah is likely - https://www.darkhorizons.com/legendary-keen-on-a-third-dune/ Dune: Aw…

Remedy buys back the rights to Control - https://www.gamesindustry.biz/remedy-buys-all-control-rights-back-from-505-games-for-17m#:~:text=Remedy%20has%20reacquired%20the%20rights,operative%20spin%2Doff%20game%20Condor. Mary Poppins gets a new rating - https://www.darkhorizons.com/mary-poppins-gets-a-new-uk-rating/ Raimi Spider-man 4? - https://www.…

Za/Um lays off everyone - https://videogames.si.com/news/disco-elysium-dev-zaum-layoffs-last-writer-speaks-out Bored-er Lands trailer - https://www.darkhorizons.com/first-trailer-borderlands/ Gareth Edwards to direct the next Jurrassic World - https://www.darkhorizons.com/gareth-edwards-to-direct-new-jurassic-world/ Bluey tops the charts - https://…

Sure it sounds weird but I guess you gotta smoke something, right? Gina Carano is suing - https://www.darkhorizons.com/carano-sues-over-mandalorian-firing/ Coyote vs Acme is dead (again) - https://www.darkhorizons.com/coyote-vs-acme-is-dead-again/ Joe Rogan is back on Apple Podcasts - https://www.macrumors.com/2024/02/09/joe-rogan-experience-apple-…

I promise I’m not dead! Floridas Joker no longing going to sue rockstar - https://www.ign.com/articles/florida-joker-says-hes-not-suing-rockstar-over-gta-6-anymore-but-does-want-to-be-paid-to-voice-the-character New category added to Oscars - https://variety.com/2024/film/awards/oscars-new-best-casting-category-1235902419/ There will be no Ayer cut…

Matt needs to walk back some things he said in our last episode and Dan isn’t happy about it. Starfield is trash (says Walmart) - https://www.windowscentral.com/gaming/one-mans-trash-is-another-mans-treasure-walmart-will-reportedly-throw-out-physical-copies-of-starfield-if-no-one-buys-the-disks-for-3-cents Silent Hill 2 Remake gameplay footage - ht…

12,000 years from now people might be arguing over whether we existed. Wouldn’t that be neat? I hope we end up on Netflix. The Mac is 40 - https://www.vg247.com/microsoft-lays-of-1900-staff-from-its-video-game-division?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=feed Steve Jobs was elusive - https://9to5mac.com/2024/01/24/not-taking-a-photo-of-stev…

You don't own this podcast The Great Circle - https://www.darkhorizons.com/indiana-jones-the-great-circle-game-trailer/ Ubisoft owns your games - https://kotaku.com/ubisoft-prince-of-persia-the-lost-crown-subscription-1851167602 Disney Presents: Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu: The Movie - https://www.indiewire.com/news/breaking-news/the-manda…

Luke lets us all down this week, but hopefully we can make it up to you. Oppenheimer wins big - https://www.indiewire.com/awards/results/oppenheimer-wins-best-picture-drama-golden-globes-1234939750/https://www.indiewire.com/awards/results/christopher-nolan-wins-golden-globe-best-director-oppenheimer-1234940940/ https://www.indiewire.com/awards/resu…

If you want to annoy Luke you’ll have to dress up as Kristin Stewart, or maybe Logan Paul. Jason Momoa annoys Amber Heard - https://www.businessinsider.com/amber-heard-accused-jason-momoa-cosplaying-johnny-depp-variety-2023-10 Kanye’s wife isnt allowed to wear pants - https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/us-celebrity-news/kanye-west-says-wife-bianca-317943…

How many cases of beer did you drink today? I wonder if they could make oxygenated scotch? The Abyss 4k release cancelled in the UK - https://www.darkhorizons.com/the-abyss-uk-4k-disc-release-cancelled/ Snyder wants to do Bond - https://www.darkhorizons.com/snyder-has-superhero-fatigue-bond-ambitions/ Nolan is a fan - https://www.darkhorizons.com/c…

Merry Christmas everyone and a Happy New Year! We hope you all have a great, nerdtastic holiday! Luke was extra wrong about Dune - https://www.darkhorizons.com/chalamet-teases-a-dune-3-returnee/ Rebel Moon is apparently not very good - https://www.darkhorizons.com/the-rebel-moon-reviews-are-in/ Furiosa has too much CGI? - https://screenrant.com/fur…

One of us is in hospital this week. See if you can guess who! Charity fraud update - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFYCYwvRbEU Starfield update - https://www.vg247.com/starfield-2023-actual-goty-not-even-close Florida Joker is a joker - https://kotaku.com/gta-6-florida-joker-voice-read-dead-redemption-2-1851089419 RIP E3 - https://www.darkhorizon…

The Game Awards happened and we’re not going to complain about them as much as everybody else! The Game Awards are just winter E3 - https://kotaku.com/game-awards-keighley-e3-trailers-1851083267 If you hate speeches you’ll love The Game Awards - https://kotaku.com/the-game-awards-tga-2023-speech-music-keighley-1851086183 No mention of layoffs at Th…

More of our usual hard hitting journalism this week as we discuss movies, games, scam and the JFK assassination. Again. You can’t smoke in New Zealand. Oh wait… yes you can - https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/nov/27/new-zealand-scraps-world-first-smoking-generation-ban-to-fund-tax-cuts Alex Jones offered a deal - https://www.newstimes.com/news…

Hope everybody had an enjoyable holiday (those of you in the US) and we hope you all saved some money on Black Friday, hopefully on some really bargains and not just the fake ones. Christopher Nolan is not directing James Bond - https://www.darkhorizons.com/nolan-shoots-down-james-bond-rumors/ No Nightmare Before Christmas 2 - https://www.darkhoriz…

This week we’ve got some important investigative journalism done by someone else for us to lazily summarise! Fraud? (The question mark insulates us from legal issues) - https://www.ign.com/articles/youtuber-the-completionists-open-hand-foundation-accused-of-keeping-charitable-donations Wednesday actor sacked - https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-…

It’s a rambly old show we’ve got for you this week! Warner tosses the Coyote in the track - https://www.darkhorizons.com/warners-scraps-coyote-vs-acme-release/ Steam Deck OLED - https://www.darkhorizons.com/valve-announces-steam-deck-oled/ Silent Hill remake maybe doesn’t get it - https://www.vg247.com/silent-hill-2-remake-special-origin-story Fall…

Guess who’s back! Apple reaches for Matt’s wallet - https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2023/10/everything-to-know-about-apples-new-m3-m3-pro-and-m3-max-processors/ If you’d like to support the show head on over to our Patreon and for as little as $1 a month you can become a member and get the show a bit earlier than everybody else. And if you want mor…

Give X all your money - https://daringfireball.net/linked/2023/10/27/musk-x-banking Grimes is the momma - https://www.vulture.com/2023/10/grimes-elon-musk-lawsuit-parental-rights-children.html Give Russel Brand some of your money - https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/russell-brand-begs-fans-for-financial-support-says-hes-victim-of-…

Luke was full of it. Full of what? Tune in to find out… Alec Baldwin is back on the manslaughter block - https://www.indiewire.com/news/general-news/alec-baldwin-could-face-new-rust-involuntary-manslaughter-charge-1234917796/ Actors can’t dress up as movie characters for Halloween - https://www.indiewire.com/news/general-news/sag-aftra-bans-hallowe…

Most of us are back! Microsoft has bought Activision Unity’s CEO has resigned Baldurs Gate 3 is amazing Cyberpunk 2 Cyberpunk 1.5 was expensive Cyberpunk TV show Only Murders Season 3 Cal Wilson If you’d like to support the show head on over to our Patreon and for as little as $1 a month you can become a member and get the show a bit earlier than e…

It’s a wild ride this week! Stephen Fry’s voice has been stolen Unity backtracks Sound of Freedom guy accused Man sues Google Cyberpunk 2077 is awesome Elon Musk is not awesome Microsoft considered buying Nintendo Bluey is coming If you’d like to support the show head on over to our Patreon and for as little as $1 a month you can become a member an…

Nothing actually went wrong but that’s no thanks to Matt and his big mouth. He did complete his homework though! We’ve got new iPhones, movie follow up, more Starfield, and some big game engine drama this week. Plus lots more so hop on in! Christopher Nolan + Bond rumours are back! Baldurs Gate 3 on Mac - September 21st Cyberpunk: Phantom Liberty a…

Surprise, Dan’s back! It was certainly a surprise to Luke and Matt who have not yet completed their assigned homework. Starfield and Cyberpunk are different games There are already NSFW mods for Starfield Todd Howard says upgrade your PC, loser! Starfield saves a family from certain doom https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmKlJfi0nbk If you’d like to …

We’ve been playing Starfield! We tried to keep the spoilers minimal (tutorial missions only) so it should be safe to listen if you haven’t played yet. We also discuss some other stuff in case you don’t like cool games for some reason. Starfield reviews are in Guy gets arrested for trying to sell Starfield early Todd Howard agrees with Luke about ea…

Luke and Matt talk about Starfield, Destiny, Dark Force and Donald Trump, amongst other things. They also invited Jono from Quokka Games to pop in for a short visit to talk about their new game Boba Master! Trump arrested Dark Forces remastered Dune Part Two delayed Zack Snyder has watched some movies David Ayer is upset Quokka Games https://www.yo…

Did Chris Carter have super secret access to Area 51 and the bodies of dead aliens? Listen to find out that he did not. Of course he didn’t, what’s wrong with you? The trigger Uri Gellar. Remember Uri Gellar? Mountain Dew destroys DNA? Starfield goes gold https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPNasPOxMzk If you’d like to support the show head on over to …

We spent an inordinate amount of time talking about Michael Jackson this week, but don’t despair because there’s also some movie talk and some ball-licking news. Ridley Scott wishes he’d ruined Blade Runner instead Warner apologises to Japan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkTkVHefkOo If you’d like to support the show head on over to our Patreon an…

I’m not on the show this week but as I understand it the guys talked about Oppenheimer and Michael Jackson. You know, that famous duo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfloBgA7hqo If you’d like to support the show head on over to our Patreon and for as little as $1 a month you can become a member and get the show a bit earlier than everybody else. A…

We’ve all watched a movie, again! Well… two of us watched it, one of us only watched most of it. Universal Tree Trimming Tony Bennett Kevin Mitnick Jane Birkin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpxZpbnYTmw If you’d like to support the show head on over to our Patreon and for as little as $1 a month you can become a member and get the show a bit earli…

Guys, something amazing has happened! We all went and saw a movie, in the same week, in theatres! Which movie? Well you can probably guess but you’ll have to watch/listen to know for sure… 65 The Actors Strike Back Bob Iger is not impressed James Gunn pulls the plug on the DCU and refills the bath Oppenheimer More Alita!!! https://www.youtube.com/w…

I apologise for my atrocious audio again this week. I solemnly swear that I will never travel without a microphone again. The Flash bombed Ezra was unfairly targeted Orson Welles made a comedy Russell Crowe is not in Gladiator 2, stop asking him about it Robert England is forgetful If you’d like to support the show head on over to our Patreon and f…

We’re all back and Luke’s been a good boy. Also this week you can SEE us if you want to for some reason. We’ll be uploading the video to YouTube to see if that’s something people would wanna look at. Doc Antle convicted Hollywood is screwed The Batpod mystery could be solved If you’d like to support the show head on over to our Patreon and for as l…

Matt was sick this week so he doesn’t know what to write here! Hopefully Luke and Dan can keep us all entertained. Harrison Ford in ET Bible banned Release the Schumacher Cut The Flash in the pan Ezra silenced Spider-banned If you’d like to support the show head on over to our Patreon and for as little as $1 a month you can become a member and get …

Now the AIs are stealing our ideas. Is nothing sacred? New Beatles album incoming Ted Kaczynski Treat Williams Cormac McCarthy Tarantino likes animals? Del Toro doesn’t like Hollywood? The Flash director will do Batman next Star Wars: Outlaws Andor wouldn’t be green lit today If you’d like to support the show head on over to our Patreon and for as …

Strap on your headset, pop in your earphones and prepare for a quiet evening in with Dan and Matt. Luke isn’t here this week so he can’t stop us. Apple Vision Pro Cyberjunk Reddit kills third party apps iOS will block your dick pics Netflix makes gains Diablo 4 If you’d like to support the show head on over to our Patreon and for as little as $1 a …

You’ve got all three of us this week! Lucky you. Chat GPT is not a lawyer? Deckard is a replicant? Ezra Miller is too good? Frankenstein’s Monster’s Monster, Frankenstein If you’d like to support the show head on over to our Patreon and for as little as $1 a month you can become a member and get the show a bit earlier than everybody else. And if yo…

Most of us are back! And we’ve got lots to chat about, join us! JOIN US!!! Twitter is at it again And again Max credit Logic and Final Cut on iPad Zelda Pr0n Playstation announces some Xbox games Xbox declares war on Luke Beetlejuice 2 is happening and it sounds great Willow is going away Hulu is being smushed Nat would come back Pedro ain’t in the…

I wasn’t there this week and don’t have a fancy clever description in mind so you’re stuck with this. Love you! Wood Milk UFTay It’sa Mario If you’d like to support the show head on over to our Patreon and for as little as $1 a month you can become a member and get the show a bit earlier than everybody else. And if you want more show then for $5 a …

We have a new ruler! Will Matt have to choose between him and Biden? Coronation penis party Alec Baldwin commissions a doco Writers are striking Stuff is on hold Pornhub blocks itself Man opens a drug store. Is arrested. Principle shows penis DaVinci draws penis Disney sues Desantis Dooooon Toooooo Gran Turismo If you’d like to support the show hea…

This episode was not generated by AI. You can tell because our fingers are all different lengths. Twitter is doing stuff again Severance Season Two delayed? AI filters for your webcam People are buying AI nudes Editor fired over Schumacher “interview” Cliffy B The C64x Ultimate If you’d like to support the show head on over to our Patreon and for a…

Dan is away so Matt and Luke will play! Not sure what I mean by that exactly, we just did a podcast like normal. Netflix password sharing Alec Baldwin’s charges dropped Schumacher NOT interviewed Starship go boom Jonathan Majors dropped by his team And from some movies F Murray Abraham was fired And has apologised We were robbed If you’d like to su…

We’ve got a timely update on the Billy Mitchell situation, plus some tasty new information. Oh and there’s Star Wars news in here too, I’m sure you’re shocked. Billy Mitchell lost an interesting court case Some context for the above RIP HBO Max. Hello Max. HBO will not remove Rowling’s name Mia Goth will be in Blade Lars Mikkelsen will be Thrawn We…

Dans’s playing some new game called… “Skyrim”? You may have heard of it. Indy 5 Trailer It will be the last entry in the series, probably Star Wars news, Star Wars news, Star Wars Newewewewsssss If you’d like to support the show head on over to our Patreon and for as little as $1 a month you can become a member and get the show a bit earlier than e…

We’re back and we’ve got a mystery on our hands, plus Matt went to PAX East! Renner walks again E3 cancelled SnyderCon Romero honoured If you’d like to support the show head on over to our Patreon and for as little as $1 a month you can become a member and get the show a bit earlier than everybody else. And if you want more show then for $5 a month…

Coming to you (partially) from sunny California! Rhode Island - Island Enid Blyton censored Sov Cit Update Disco Elysium case dropped Willow cancelled Zack Snyder is up to something? James Gunn will direct Superman If you’d like to support the show head on over to our Patreon and for as little as $1 a month you can become a member and get the show …