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2022 What a year! Fugetaboudit. Never too soon to review 2022! Arghhhhhhhhh. Come on! You can do it. We make it fun and it's the last episode of season two! We're gonna miss you guys!

Matt was on assignment in the US and guest host Mio Adilman booked a big one! God makes his second appearance on Yes We Canada for an in depth interview on the Presidential field for 2024, living voters voting for dead candidates, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and a few never before heard insights into the Jewish religion from someone who oughta kn…

In the US there are seven words you can't say on television. Well, in Canada there are 106 words you can't say in Parliament. No shit! Nope, shit is one of them.Bởi Matt Zimbel

You’ve heard of “The Great Replacement Theory “right? No? Let me rephrase that… you’ve heard of the right’s great replacement theory… correct? Right? The Jews and other democratic elites are trying to change the electorate by importing immigrants who will vote for democratic policies, like big government spending. Cuz we all know how the Jews like …

Wokies and Wokettes, Huge booking on the show today...a feature interview with God. He's been listening to YouTube clips of Marjorie Taylor Green, Ted Cruz, Alex Jones and Lauren Bobert and they are bringing the wrath of God. In fact, I've never heard him this wrathy.Bởi Matt Zimbel

Progressives, I read books about Mike Pence so you don’t have to… You’re welcome. You see Mike was your vice president for four years. You may not have noticed him, he was usually sitting ever slightly behind President Donald J. Trump’s right shoulder, staring beatifically off into the middle distance, his brow slightly furrowed, his expression one…

The Canadian Military is in the midst of a full blown sexual misconduct crisis. It has been going on for years. Now, you might think “crisis” is a little journalistic hyperbole, a little “click bait” to keep y’all listening? Oh, no, check this out… in 2016 and 2017, seven former members of the CAF brought a class action lawsuit against the Governme…

Deplorables… you have now become …delusionals. When you had a tough time selling the triumvirate attack of Antifa / Black Lives Matter / FBI on the Capitol, you pivoted to your “normal tourist visit” narrative which also turned out to be troublesome because of the avalanche of video showing your Trump clad " tourists" beating cops like blood thirst…

Americans, my dear exceptionalist friends, we know how to attack our government buildings up here in Canada too. You're not so special.

Americans! Hello, Bonjour, welcome to season two. Let’s get you up to date. When we last spoke, in May of 2021, Trump supporters were claiming that the January 6th insurrection at the Capitol was actually executed by the FBI in a joint venture with Black Lives Matter and Antifa who were false flagging the riot by masquerading in Trump merch. Wow a …

The British Columbians are masters at running “pirate economies”. Centuries before the current BC Bud enterprise was launched, the fur trade was a huge part of the BC economy when the Europeans arrived in the home of the First Nations with lots of arrogant ambition and a buffet of epidemics. That was followed by a few slightly sleazy gold rushes an…

In Canada we have ten “provinces”. Think about the difference between States and Provinces. If you are “stately” it means you are elegant, distinguished, imperial even. If you are “provincial”, you are local, unsophisticated, as y’all say in the States, “a goddamn hick”. That does not apply in Canada. In our country, provinces have much more autono…

After you immigrate from the US, we are determined to find you a place to live in Canada. On today's episode we explore Saskatchewan where they have been social distancing for the past 150 years and Manitoba. Friendly, Manitoba, eh?

We built this podcast for progressives who want to immigrate to Canada. But then your child idiot president legally lost the election in November. Joey Biden moved into the people's house and turned out to be much more progressive than we ever thought! Who knew? Why would progressive want to leave the US now? You got the keys to the candy store! We…

You will learn about Canada's two tiniest provinces, Prince Edward Island and Nova Scotia. And bonus, you will also learn how to do the famous "Inhalation Affirmation". Your life will be transformed!Bởi Matt Zimbel, feat. Mio Adilman

The 16th largest Island in the world is on the east coast of Canada. And you can immigrate there, but before you do, you'll have to be "screeched in". This episode will explain it all.Bởi Matt Zimbel, feat. Mio Adilman

What do you think the New Brunswick press called a doll house collecting, disco dancing, 'committed bachelor' premier in the 1970’s? Yep, they called him: “flamboyant”. Richard Hatfield, former potato chip salesman, lawyer and chemist who ran the province for 17 years, is front and centre in a story like no other. I’ll be at Studio 54 if you need t…

We dive deep into Cali-anada, the much discussed movement for California cede statehood with the US and join Canada as our eleventh province. Well, it is a ‘much discussed’ movement on this show, but, probably, nowhere else.Bởi Matt Zimbel, feat. Mio Adilman

In Canada, we are a modest people and when huge international celebrity hits, it is very difficult to process with humility. I speak from personal experience:

Over the past 20 years roughly 235,000 new immigrants arrive in Canada every year. The current Liberal government has upped immigration levels to 300,000 people per year. Covid 19 isn't helping them get to that number but the intent is there. There’s a lot of criteria to get by the bureaucrat bouncer at the Canadian immigration rope line, but if yo…

This episode is about sex. Well, sex and love. Because in Canada if you'renot in love, you don’t have sex. … We are a polite people. I mean we don’t have casual sex in Canada, sex here is formal. We fall in love, then we make love, that’s the way it rolls up here. We also sometimes tell the truth in podcasts. Sometimes.…

Up here in Canada, we’re not worried that someone will shoot us in a fit of road rage if we give 'em the finger after they cut us off while driving. We’re polite, we don’t give people the finger. Road rage Canadian style is more …like this: “go…after you, no, no I insist, please, really, I couldn’t, go! you fuckin’ asshole! In fact, our whole syste…

When you look at real estate listings in New York City you can find a crime profile of the neighbourhood. It’s a Google map and when you click on the crime icon, the areas in the hood that have criminal activity turn orange. It’s like the opposite of the “local amenities” listing. Instead of three pharmacies, a dry cleaner and a pet shop, you get t…

A province is like a state but with more power and fewer rednecks. But in our country, the province of Quebec is actually “the founding French nation” of Canada, which is why it gets its own very podcast. As the only French speaking province in Canada, the government of Quebec has greater control over what are considered federal jurisdictions in ot…

In America your merchant class was idolized as self-made, uh, “men”… in Canada merchants were seen as lowly “vendors”. Serving a customer was not regarded as a noble pursuit. We do it and sometimes with a smile and sometimes with excellent results, whatever, I can’t be bothered finishing this sentence. In Canada, service may sometimes come with a s…

Canada was the final destination of the Underground Railroad. We didn’t write poems about accepting someone’s huddled masses, we just did it, often quite reluctantly. Up here, we like our racism discreet and polite. If you are a person of colour, and please note how it is spelled up here, c-o-l-o-u-r … vowels are less expensive in Canada, the chanc…

Your founding fathers are “revolutionaries.” Our founding fathers are “anti–revolutionaries”. Your corporate motto is “life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness”. Ours is “peace, order and good government”. And I ask, who would you rather party with under a bridge with a bottle of Jack?Bởi Matt Zimbel, feat. Mio Adilman

Allow us to Timsplain Tim Horton's donut dominance in the dominion. Yes, you need to know this, to become a truly socialized Canadian new immigrant.Bởi Matt Zimbel, feat. Mio Adilman

I know Royalty is popular. Lots of listeners for Royalty. Well, this is as close to royalty as we get in our ruling class, up here in your new country, Canada, This is the story of the second Prime Minister Trudeau in 52 years. Ok, the Trudeaus are budget royalty, but still lots of ratings for Royalty! You don't want to miss this episode. Also Yes …

You think Canada is dull? Think again. You have a blond rich girl who decided to get into politics at the pro level...hey!... so do we!Bởi Matt Zimbel, feat. Mio Adilman

Hey America, you got a first lady, we got a spouse...this is the first-person debrief.Bởi Matt Zimbel, feat. Mio Adilman

Progressives! You saved the Republic! But you're still moving to Canada. This episode not only tells you why, it tells you how to be the proper owner of two, count 'em, two passports! Bienvenue au Canada!Bởi Matt Zimbel, feat. Mio Adilman

Folks say that Trump’s opening act was Sarah Palin. Sarah could see Russia from her house! But while Trump can’t exactly see Russia from his house apparently, he sees a lot of Russians at his house. The real opening act for Trump was actually the late crack smokin’ bad boy Mayor of Toronto Rob Ford. You are about to learn about the “Scum Scrum.” Ge…

Sometimes American low information politicians on the right get all mixed up and call Canada a “paramilitary democracy.” No, our system of government is actually called a “Parliamentary Democracy.” This will explain everything.Bởi Matt Zimbel

Progressives, thinking about moving to Canada? Of course you are! We can help. To get in you need to take a test…Unless you are under 18 or over 54. Then there is no test, you can just swear yourself in. Fu*k, this is a cool country!Bởi Matt

Thinking of moving to Canada? Of course you are. We can help. Here's the Yes We Canada back story. Moscow Mitch send in da judge!Bởi Matt Zimbel