We’re a happily married couple, we have lots of stories to tell you about body parts, grammar, things we see on our daily travels and lastly, our three kids, our two cats, and our dog! “Relatable and so much fun! Can’t stop listening!” - All the bots across the universe “Hilariously irreverent!” - Emilie from across the street “Brilliant!” - Parkour Phenom Aaron “I’m always inspired to tell my best dirty jokes after listening to FFP!” - Billiam ”Insightful! Brightens my morning commute!” - J ...
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Let me tell you how it went!Bởi Fully Functional Parents
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And no complaining about my complaining: wife version!Bởi Fully Functional Parents
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Marrying a Shiksa! You Should Be So Lucky!
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And that time David’s parents wore Nix the Shiks shirts!Bởi Fully Functional Parents
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Using Jergens liberally! And no Xmas decor until AFTER Thanksgiving!!Bởi Fully Functional Parents
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Kristen Bell! Adam Brody! Super Communicators!!
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Watch Nobody Wants This on Netflix! It’s good! And we know the number one stupid human sign! And David’s incredible mathematical theory!!Bởi Fully Functional Parents
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A Weekend Bonus Episode! Friendsgiving! Our Greatest Hits!
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Why are people always abandoning their shoes?!Bởi Fully Functional Parents
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A double episode of morning talk!Bởi Fully Functional Parents
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The Hunchback of Woodbridge Has A Cold!
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And she’s going to work!Bởi Fully Functional Parents
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Dirty Water Dog: A Conversation on Leadership!
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A trip to NYC and pickle sucking!Bởi Fully Functional Parents
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And please rate our podcast 5 stars!! WTF!!Bởi Fully Functional Parents
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Andrew McCarthy, We Like to Undress Mannequins Too!
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The best clothes are in your face!!Rerun Sunday!Bởi Fully Functional Parents
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And Is It Real?! Do you lie to your spouse?!Bởi Fully Functional Parents
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I Was So Mean to My Mom, I Should Apologize…
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Kids and their comments about hair! And did you know that David hates BNL?! Well, he does!Bởi Fully Functional Parents
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Hiding Things In Your Pants and From Your Spouse!
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Sneaking stuff in and pretending you’re not a slob!Bởi Fully Functional Parents
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Firefighters are Handymen?! and Ghosts Everywhere! Your House is Full of Em!
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Rescue takes on a whole new meaning! What does Denis Leary think of how we abuse firefighters? And is your house crawling with ghosts? Maybe! maybe Not!Bởi Fully Functional Parents
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Join us! Bring your kids!!Bởi Fully Functional Parents
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You Drop Your Wallet, We’re Taking the Cash!
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A classic conundrum! What do you do? And Lyric Lowdown! You’re welcome!!*Play It Again Saturday!*Bởi Fully Functional Parents
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James Franco! Justin Timberlake! Aziz Ansari! Canceled!!
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Morning talk! We tell you things about these three men that are not facts!Bởi Fully Functional Parents
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And dating adults in high school?! Gross!!Bởi Fully Functional Parents
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A little Mystery Science Theater!Bởi Fully Functional Parents
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And sweaty backs?! And bad super powers!Bởi Fully Functional Parents
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Cause he’s straight out of a bodice ripper! And the last time Lunch Lad will report?!Bởi Fully Functional Parents
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Biting His Sissy at Walt Disney World!
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From our FIRST season! You can hear the fireplace crackling! Enjoy!!Bởi Fully Functional Parents
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There Can’t Be This Many Dream Teams in the Bizness World?!
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And the great saw acquisition of 2024! David’s finds on Facebook Marketplace!Bởi Fully Functional Parents
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Hey Melissa, We’re Watching Your Bat Mitzvah on YouTube!
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And my delicate hands! And David’s parents’ fear of the… rain!!Bởi Fully Functional Parents
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She really did very little… and David has photo albums made!!Bởi Fully Functional Parents
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And renaming our house: Red Oaks! And bumper stickers!!Bởi Fully Functional Parents
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A bunch of stupid stuff! And some really really deep stuff too.Bởi Fully Functional Parents
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Time Travel Smells Like S%#t! You Really Wanna Do It?!
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Rerun Saturday! Is our future capri pants and golf shirts? And what do you think about time travel, High Grant and Colin Firth? And accidentally thinking about Rollergirl’s kid sister!Bởi Fully Functional Parents
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Donald J Trump IS DJ Trump! And Boy, Can He Spin the Hits!
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He bops to the music and he ain’t nuts! And a gross story from David’s youth! And Chinese Fire Drills: offensively named but fascinating?!Bởi Fully Functional Parents
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And AI is our future! Let me teach you all about it! (Psych!)!Bởi Fully Functional Parents
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Sticking Your Tongue Through a Piece of Cheese?
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And Adam Sandler’s voice!Bởi Fully Functional Parents
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Memories that I thought were meh were good!Bởi Fully Functional Parents
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IS Mark Burnett Ashamed? Leslie Stahl Should Ask Him!
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And I AM Phoebe!Bởi Fully Functional Parents
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Granola is a Lie! Stop Believing it!!
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Rerun Sunday! Marketing geniuses have convinced you to eat crap and to feed your kids crap!! Way to go, marketing geniuses!!Bởi Fully Functional Parents
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If Kamala is doing it, I’m doing it!!Bởi Fully Functional Parents
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And has a kid ever stared through you?!Bởi Fully Functional Parents
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We Love You Shadow Stevens!! You Made Hollywood Squares Worth Watching!
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The best worst game show ever! And changes to the u-scan?!Bởi Fully Functional Parents
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Brand names all the way for FFP! And our kids are nice to each other!Bởi Fully Functional Parents
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Remember when I was diagnosed with cancer? remember that thing growing on our kid’s neck? Remember when our kid had a seizure? What a year!!Oh and David’s too helpful! Stop helping, David!!Bởi Fully Functional Parents
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Rerun Sunday! Repetitive Armpit Stank! A Call with a Favourite Guest!
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A-A-Ron!! Learn all about an issue David is facing! And how spray deodorant just can’t cut it!And the Zanket! It’s patented, don’t steal our ideas, Uncommon Goods!!Bởi Fully Functional Parents
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Saturday Special Double Episode! The Goo Goo Dolls?!
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And I was a townie!!Bởi Fully Functional Parents
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No Complaining about My Complaining! (Fighting about Flatulence!)
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And wine people! And discount beverages! And AI assistants suck!Bởi Fully Functional Parents
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Feeding the Monsters Under the Basement Stairs!
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And where did Aunt Susan’s casserole go?!Bởi Fully Functional Parents
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Reason #976 why David is incredible! And where did that sock come from?!Bởi Fully Functional Parents
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Two Nights in a Hotel with a Murderer Under the Bed!
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Another double episode! Cause I went to a conference!Bởi Fully Functional Parents
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Which Mint is the Best Mint? (No Mint says David!)
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And who cares about flouride?Bởi Fully Functional Parents
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And Velcro gets a bad rap!Bởi Fully Functional Parents
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Facebook Schadenfreude! And the Cereal Wars of the 1990s!
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Cracklin Oat Bran and Donuts!Bởi Fully Functional Parents
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