Your boys are back there's lots to discuss! We talk about "Civil War" and "Fallout," among other things. Then we recount the last 10 JFS movies and average our scores to make a canonical ranking. It's tradition! Which movie is our number 1? Only time will tell! After that, we review the 1989 Jim Wynorski classic "Return of Swamp Thing." Heather Loc…

Your boys are back! Parker and Sean discuss video game pinball and other new obsessions. One of those obsessions is last weekend's Wrestlemania, so if you're not into reviews of big sweaty men with muscles, then feel free to skip ahead to the one hour mark or so. Once you get there, the boys review a Japanese movie that Sean picked all by himself w…

This week: Kevin Moss and Parker Bowman regale us with tales of the legendary Ohio-based JFD meetup that just recently transpired! And we review three movies! Did we even mention it's our 14th Anniversary? Don't worry if you forgot to get us a gift - your listenership is gift enough. Up first! We're confronted yet again with another one of Sean's f…

Parker's about to hit the road so he can finally "get" Species in Cinci (and maybe some chilidogs too), but before he goes he wanted to share more of his thoughts on Richard O'Brien's 1981 follow-up to Rocky Horror, Shock Treatment (famously reviewed on a very early JFD)! Critics agree it was a wonderful way to send Parker a bon voyage. But first! …

Sean's on his grandpa shit again, as we review Strike Me Pink (from 1936). But will the addition of theme park antics in this comedy-musical from vaudeville old-timer Eddie Cantor sweeten the deal for Parker Bowman? Tune in to find out. But first! We chat all about our recent experiences listening to and ranking musical picks with our listeners ove…

Things are scandalous, kinky and Nazis are threatening everyone. In addition, your Junk Food Supper boys will be discussing Cabaret! Sean and Parker discuss the 1972 movie directed by Bob Fosse and starring Liza Minnelli, Joel Gray and Michael York. Liza plays a swinging socialite who performs in a cool cabaret in Berlin shortly before the Nazis ri…

It's Sci-Fi Ebruary time traveling from last month to this month! We're celebrating by discussing three movies about invisible men. We've also got big news about a scrrening of Spookies we'll be hosting with Outer Cinema in Cincinnati on the 22nd! First, an invisible man is tasked with hunting a tiny killer in the Invisible Man vs The Human Fly fro…

We've found a way to combine two of our favorite things: science fiction and John Carpenter, this week, as we review Starman (from 1984). But will the addition of romance-heavy drama spoil the stew? Tune in to find out. But first! Sean gives a rundown of his Journey to Japan (and completely fails to mention his encounter with the Journey to the Cen…

We're boldly going where no podcaster has gone before! Talking about Star Trek! Engage! Sean is out for the week, so Parker is joined by podcasting legend, Babylegs Eric to discuss Star Trek: First Contact, the second TNG movie and probably the best one. In it, evil robots conquer the earth in the past and only the Enterprise crew can stop them. We…

The boys are back this week! After an unfortunate series of events, they discuss Dexter, Japan, the JFD meet up, get some voice mails and so much more. Then Sean and Parker cope with their own senility while watching a collection of TV show intros. After that, they discuss the Denis Villeneuve film, "Blade Runner 2049." How does it stack up against…

The rumors were true! We're capable of picking movies that aren't based on Journey to the Center of the Earth. But only because we respect the Japanese so much! It's time for us to chat Miyazaki again with his 1984 feature Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind! But first! We chat about our favorite movies from the year 1983! Not, not 1984, the year of…

JFD returns and we're celebrating the new year the only way we know how, with our tradional Happy Nude Year episode! In addition to reviewing three classic skin flicks, we'll also be counting down our favorite films from 2023! Up first, a mad scientist helps a visitor from outer space find some hot chicks for his planet (with the help of Frankenste…

Your boys are back and they're smoking heavy doobies! Sean and Parker discuss the movies and TV shows they've been watching in anticipation of their Top 2023 Year-End lists next week. Then, Parker plays a Sean-hosted game show. How many Full Moon movies can he guess from the parent's guide descriptions on imdb? The answer may surprise you! The movi…

The rumors were true! The journey does indeed continue! Our multi-year tribute to Jules Verne continues with The Journey to the Center of the Earth (the NBC TV movie from 1993)! Get your volcano suits ready because we're diving back in! But first! We chat all the movies we've ever reviewed and stack rank them, again! So #DonloydNow and enjoy this b…

Do you like Scary Movies? Well we may have one for you this week as we review Scream VI, starring Jenna Ortega and directed and written by the Radio Silence team. This is the 2023 one where Ghostface goes to New York. We also discuss our 2024 movie watching goals and we get yelled at in the Voice Mails and are still confused by just exactly what is…

The JFD crew is back for our final episode of the year, and as is tradition, it's our annual Christmas special, featuring Santa slashers, alien life forms and the hottest gifts of 1989! Up first, in jolly old England, someone is murdering anyone in a Santa suit around the holiday season in the sleazy slasher Don't Open Till Christmas from 1984. The…

Merry almost-Xmas!! We're reviewing The Lobster (from ~2016)! Get ready for some Yorgos chats! But first! We chat all the very best movies we saw this year! So #DonloydNow and enjoy this bite-sized Junk Food Supper. We got all this plus no Kelly surfer ranch reports, Parker's trip to the Southland recapped (sponsored by Papa John's spicy papa-ronis…

Your boys are back with a legendary historical story! First, the end of the year is upon and that can only mean one thing: What's going on next year? We run down the most anticipated 2024 movies. Do they excite it? Do they bum us out? Listen and find out! Then we review the David Lowery movie "The Green Knight" from 2021. The guys agree -- go see i…

We had to go back! To the wacky world of Twin Peaks! We're re-reviewing FIRE WALK WITH ME now that Bowman's seen the series, and also reviewing TWIN PEAKS - THE MISSING PIECES (from 2014)! Get ready for a long one! But first! We chat all about every movie David Lynch ever made and produce an extremely comprehensive, mathematical, and official ranki…

Parker and Sean are back with a movie where no one goes underground! How can this be? First, the guys go over all the upcoming movies coming to theaters for the rest of the year. What will we see? What will we avoid? Donloyd to find out. Then, we discuss one of the funniest movies of the 90s -- National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1. Emilio Estevez and…

We had to go back! To the center of the earth! But this time, with fake-ass Hawiian volcano matte paintings! And Emo Phillips (kind-of)! It's Journey to the Center of the Earth from 1988! (or maybe '89 depending on who ya ask) But first! We chat all about every movie we ever reviewed on the show and produce an extremely comprehensive, mathematical,…

Your JFS boys are back with another banger of an episode! First, we wonder what was on TV at the same time as Twin Peaks and watch a compilation of the intros from all the debuting TV shows of the 1990 season. How does Twin Peaks stack up? I accidentally edited out all the pauses so if you watch the video along with us as an audio commentary, then …

Junk Food Dinner returns for our November episode (definitely not our Halloween episode) where we discuss British vampires, Japanese dinosaurs and Chicago juvenile delinquents! Up first, Christopher Lee is Count Dracula and he returns from his slumber in swinging 1972 London and it's up to Peter Cushing and his granddaughter (both descendants of Va…

It's time for us to review the comedic spookshow that nobody asked for! Our month-long horror celebration continues with our review of Frankenstein General Hospital from 1988! But first! We chat all about the Halloween costumes we've worn in the past! So #DonloydNow and enjoy this bite-sized Junk Food Supper. We got all this plus eggs and toilet pa…

Your JFS boys are back with an episode that will give you wood so get your mahogony ready! We talk about John Carpenter's Vampires from 1998 starring James Woods, one of the Baldwins and Sheryl Lee of "Twin Peaks." Is this latter-day Carpenter effort a hidden gem or a misfire? Only Sean and Parker can weigh in! Also, Sean grills Parker about the mo…

Take a Schlocktober road trip with the JFS boys this week as we head out on the highway in search of smoked meats and Halloween treats. Our month-long horror celebration continues with our review of Motel Hell from 1980! But first! We chat all about the Good/Bad/Weird hotels and motels in fictional fictions! So #DonloydNow and enjoy this bite-sized…

Boo, dudes! JFD resturns with our annual Schlocktober spook-tacular with three flicks to get you into the Halloween season! Up first, Peter Cushing stars as Victor Frankenstein, the fabled mad scientist set on reanimating dead flesh and Christopher Lee plays his monstrous creation in the 1957 Hammer Horror film The Curse of Frankenstein. Then, a se…

It's a Junk Food Supper miracle! We kick off Schlocktober with the movie they said we'd never do -- Cherry Falls! First, Sean and Parker discuss their trip to the Mojave desert. What meals were eaten, what signage was seen and what bands were heard? Then, they discuss a classic Halloween match between Japanese wrestlers Leatherface and Freddy Crueg…

JFS co-host Parker Bowman *claims* to be a lover of Kathy Ireland, but does his love extend all the way back to her first film role, or extend all the way down to the center of the earth? We'll find out this week, as we test the limits of what could reasonably be called a Jules Verne film with 1988's Cannon Films adaptation of Journey to the Center…

Junk Food Dinner is back and this month we cautiously dip our toes back into the Ghoul Summer waters with three semi-ghoulish creep flicks! Up first, we get a first-hand look at the grim and sad lives of inmates of a Massachusetts mental asylum in the 60's in the avant garde, black & white documentary Titicut Follies from 1967. Then, Michael Rooker…

Is this going to be a Ghoul Summer? Yes! Sean is in Boston, Texas and filling in for him is a special guest -- it's my wife! We try to display her lack of remembering any movie she has ever seen and it only goes slightly well. And then we get to the Ghoul stuff. We review "Exploitation," a 2018 Bill Zebub movie that is about ... Bill Zebub. Zebub p…

Everybody Wants Supper!! This week, the boys are back and ready to play ball. Your hosts discuss the good, the bad and the weird of baseball media. Fond memories are shared. More memories are made and the national passtime is celebrated. Dan Cortez is also discussed in 2023 somehow. Then, the boys review the 2016 Richard Linklater film, "Everybody …

JFS co-host Parker Bowman *claims* to be a lover of spelunking, but does his love extend all the way back to the golden age of Australian made-for-TV cartoon movie adaptations? We'll find out this week, as we test the limits of half-assed Hannah Barbera styles with 1977's Australian adaptation of A Journey to the Center of the Earth! But first! As …

It's time for JFD Rewind Episode Number TEN! The Bookhouse Boys edition!! As we perfunctorily/redundantly explain at the head of each of these all-too-frequent compilation clip shows, your charming Junk Food Dinner hosts are unwilling and/or unable to perform their regular duties in this very hectic non-holiday time period. However, as has been exp…

Junk Food Dinner returns this month for its 666th episode and you know what that means; this month is all about the Dark Lord Satan! Up first, we take a look at an MGM musical from 1943 with an all-black cast about a man struggling with the forces of good and evil to stay on the right path in Cabin in the Sky starring Ethel Waters, Eddie "Rochester…

The boys are back and they've been fused with insects! What have Sean and Parker been up to this week? find out! They also do a deep dive into the world of Kamen Rider and discover who they think may be some of the best monsters of the week from the show's long run. Then the guys discuss Hideaki Anno's 2023 film, "Shin Kamen Rider," the fourth inst…

JFS co-host Parker Bowman *claims* to be a lover of spelunking, but does his love extend all the way back to the golden age of the Spanish rip-offs of existing Hollywood Jules Verne adaptations? We'll find out this week, as we test the limits of rubbery dinosaurs with 1977's weird adaptation of Journey to the Center of the Earth, but from the guy w…

Parker and Sean are back! The boys discuss several things. Gonzo hurts his foot right before the show and causes anxiety for everyone! What was his diagnosis, though? all is revealed. In the first segment, the fellows discuss Fatty Arbuckle and his many, many crimes while watching his film "Coney Island" from 1917. It's on youtube, so watch along. …

It's time again for your monthly dose of Junk Food Dinner and this month the boys are diving into three very different but very strange movies! Up first, James Mason, Pat Boone and Arlene Dahl explore the deepest recesses of the planet and instead of finding liquid hot magma, they encounter giant mushrooms and killer lizards in Journey to the Cente…

JFS co-host Parker Bowman *claims* to be a lover of Clint Eastwood, but does his love extend all the way back to the golden age of the Spaghetti Western? We'll find out this week, as we test the limits of runtimes with 1966's three-hour long The Good, the Bad and the Ugly! But first! As is tradition long-established on Junk Food Supper, we tackle a…

Your boys are back with a wild one! Sean and Parker discuss many things! You won't believe them all! Then they describe a Saturday Morning Cartoon preview while watching it. Or watch along with them, it's on youtube! Why not? Then they watch "Step Up: All In," the fifth movie in the Step Up franchise, from 2014. We all know Parker loves breakdancin…

JFS co-host Parker Bowman *claims* to be a lover of dance, but does his love extend all the way back to the dawn of sound pictures? We'll find out this week, as we test the limits of oldness with 1935's tap-dancing extravaganza Top Hat, starring Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers! But first! As is tradition long-established on Junk Food Supper, we tack…

Junk Food Dinner is back at it, with three bizarre low-budget flicks to tickle your movie-bone! Up first! What happens when beastly creatures attack? The answer can be found within 1985's Attack of the Beast Creatures, a Connecticut-based regional horror flick that's also rubbery-puppet-based. Next up! Nursery Rhymes have rarely been so psychedelic…

We're back, Junkies! Sean and Parker are back and they have some strange tales to tell! They met up in Los Angeles with Hatless Jackson to attend Monsterpalooza! They met monsters, saw actors they love and bought weird collectibles! Parker also tried a strange new beverage! And then some classic junk mails, too! All this plus the fellows discuss th…

Sean's on a mission this week to find a five-star Bowman pick, and his attempt to wow Parker is BADLANDS (from 1973)! It's that classic Terrence Malick flick where Martin Sheen and Sissy Spacek are on the run from the law and on the hunt for "drip gas." Will his pick blow away a Bowman? Or will he be nonplussed?! But before that! Inspired by the Cr…

Sean and Parker are back this week with the epic conclusion to AniMaytion month. First, they discuss strange, eccentric and deplorable neighbors they've had over the years. Then comes a review of the new(ish) movie, "Aqua Teen Forever: Plantasm," a revival of the beloved Adult Swim show about superhero food items. All this plus junk mails and a jui…

We're back with another installment of Junk Food Dinner - Original Recipe and this month we continue our Ani-May celebration with three horror-themed animated films! Up first, stop-motion stalwarts Rankin and Bass team up with a few dudes from MAD Magazine and Boris Karloff for a theatrical monster mash like no other in Mad Monster Party? from 1967…

Our month-long tribute to animation continues with another Ani-May pick: the bizarre and internet-centric SHREK RETOLD (2018)! But before that! Inspired by Shrek, we chat about our favorite fairy tale movies, if only we can figure out what that even means. So #DonloydNow and enjoy this bite-sized Junk Food Supper. We got all this plus Parker's newb…

Welcome back, Junkies! We kick off Ani-May, a month-long celebration of animation, with our friend Hatless Jackson Stewart, director of the very good movie, "Beyond the Gates." We start of with a round of The Good, the Bad and The Ugly discussing our favorite and least favorite comic book movies. Then we review "Batman: Mask of the Phantasm" from 1…

We swear we're not a wrestling podcast. The fact that Mean Gene Oakerlund appears in Repossessed (1990), the movie we're reviewing this week, is an absolute coincidence. But before that! Inspired by Repossessed, we pitch our own comedic sequels to existing (non-comedic) movies! It's just for fun (but patents are also pending). So #DonloydNow and en…