One final time before we're back recording episodes again, comes an important message from the lizard queen herself.Bởi Mum’s Friend Energy

A important message for the piglets who value continuity and transparency. This one is for all of The Woke Little Piglets out there, which coincidentally was also the name of my old workplace Muppets cover band. That's a lie, I actually used to have a Muppets covers band - we were called the Most Sensational Inspirational Cover Band - and we never …

A thirst-quencher for a modern age; Unapologetic, Unhinged, and Unpasteurised. To be consumed covertly in broad daylight.Bởi Mum’s Friend Energy

A holy vintage - consecrated and desecrated twice each before breakfast. Get your thuribles out, and make sure their bases are flared.Bởi Mum’s Friend Energy

A drink made of winegrapes with a scoville rating. This is the sort of energy your great uncle - the one that the rest of the family doesn't speak to - would be bringing to the universe, if he had started a podcast.Bởi Mum’s Friend Energy

Let old acquaintance be forgot, and never come to mind. Let old acquaintance be forgot and be a good little parasite for mummy.Bởi Mum’s Friend Energy

A Rare and Seasonal Message from your Loving, Corporate Emperors!Bởi Mum’s Friend Energy

Tinsel up your extremities and Irish up your nogs, its time for you to take it down the chimney - Christmas Style!* *This episode contains a very small amount of Christmas references, or references to related holidays. Rejoice! Special Guest - Mako Plainsong NOTE: If you heard the original edit of this episode (entitled 'The Winter Gimp') send proo…

An upsetting and fine dining experience.Bởi Mum’s Friend Energy

Sit back, pour yourself a cool glass of PISSMILK, by Multigold, and contemplate the decisions that led you here, to this moment. That's what I'm currently doing and its very refreshing.Bởi Mum’s Friend Energy

A simple yet elegant summer drop, best consumed with one hand on the glass and the other partially inserted inside your favourite public figure. "The left thumb must always know what the right thumb is doing." Baby JesusBởi Mum’s Friend Energy

A very special occasion - time to dust off that old bottle of Penfolds, lay down some Egyptian cotton on a designer lawn, watch the sun go down and contemplate a 'would-you-rather?' about hydrochloric acid or the cum of a fuckboy.Bởi Mum’s Friend Energy

Decant your favourite pinot, pop this episode on, and let the air hit the red with the energy of Mike Tyson interacting with pigeons, or a freshly spooned Jeff Buckley swimming safely.Bởi Mum’s Friend Energy

A bottle of drinkable wine, to be enjoyed while reading the episode description of an obscure but glorious podcast. This episode is good, listen to it. I'm going to bed.Bởi Mum’s Friend Energy

A frosted cherry atop a sundae, on a sunday. A perfect extra detail to round off a classic, weekend adventure - such as a trip to a desert island with your favourite childrens-tv-entertainer, or a liesurely nature hike to your nearest sex cave.Bởi Mum’s Friend Energy

A quick drink between locations, to be enjoyed alongside a brief liminal state - such as standing in front of a fridge eating a pickle dipped in hommous, or dealing with the gastronomical aftermath of a cannibalistic brunch.Bởi Mum’s Friend Energy

A prideful display of power, punctuated by sporadic pockets of Politics, Polyamory and Turbo Purring.Bởi Mum’s Friend Energy

An artisanal quench, drawn from the finest grapes. To be enjoyed alongside a high stakes parlor game with friends, or a solitary weep on a hillside covered in used nangs and broken promises.Bởi Mum’s Friend Energy

An episode officially endorsed by long-time supporter and now corporate sponsor of the show - Multigold.Bởi Mum’s Friend Energy

Peppery notes and an acidic aftertaste. Best sipped casually with a mix of raw almonds and roasted Samwise.Bởi Mum’s Friend Energy

A dry, sarcastic flavour. A rich accompaniment to a violent, personal act, such as scraping yourself bare across concrete, or spending time with family.Bởi Mum’s Friend Energy

You don't have to go home but you can't stay here (Actually you can really, I have no agency over you, I am a narrative voice that only exists in these episode descriptions, I have no hands to hold, or mouth with which to scream). See you next week *blows a little kiss*Bởi Mum’s Friend Energy

A bottle you only pull out on very special occasions, to be shared with your favourite person who also only pulls out on very special occasions.Bởi Mum’s Friend Energy

A full-bodied burgundy, heavily acidic, with a grainy texture. This episode was sponsored by Sophie's Holes; a Non-fungible product brought to you by Multigold.Bởi Mum’s Friend Energy

A spiritual experience, rich with inspiring visions of bespoke ballbags, cushion farts, and merchandising.Bởi Mum’s Friend Energy

A rare, smoky vintage - Swirling with an aromatic mist that may evoke feelings of irrational mirth & feverish horniness.Bởi Mum’s Friend Energy

An exciting cocktail for a very special occasion. Aesthetic layers of child violence, cosmic buttholes and limoncello.Bởi Mum’s Friend Energy

A perfect, nostalgic accompaniment to either a family luncheon, a day at the races with friends, or an intimate picnic with a deranged sado-masochist.Bởi Mum’s Friend Energy

To be paired with a day out in a Farm to Fork setting - rich with organic herbs & ecologically friendly waste solutions.Bởi Mum’s Friend Energy

A dessert wine for a windown. Sleepy notes of roundhouse kicks, rizz kings, and reverse cowgirl.Bởi Mum’s Friend Energy

A coat-pocket temperature burgundy, best consumed slowly while lost in the wilderness. The sort of drop you savour just in case you don't make it back to civilisation for a while. May contain traces of fragrant mnut & raspberry paloosh.Bởi Mum’s Friend Energy

A modern, spicy white, with infusions of smoked meat, car theft and boba.Bởi Mum’s Friend Energy

A subtler vintage, best consumed on a plane with a problematic paramour, or banefully amid a forest with a magical salesperson.Bởi Mum’s Friend Energy

A bargain bin vintage - The best named product in the bottleshop, at the lowest price point legally available. An excess of dehydration, country and mid.Bởi Mum’s Friend Energy

A traditional Italian breakfast spread of Limoncello, Cuckold peace offerings and so, so many eggs.Bởi Mum’s Friend Energy

A bright and crispy vintage, finished with an aftertaste of bullying children, making christian rockstars uncomfortable, and pegging.Bởi Mum’s Friend Energy

A soft and approachable aroma, luscious notes of line crossing, untrustworthy farts and straight people.Bởi Mum’s Friend Energy

A special blend of the freshest of flavours, a pleasing combination of hereditary kinks, 90's sex education and hurting people's feelings.Bởi Mum’s Friend Energy

A sultry drop, with flavourful overtones of uncomfortable workplace behaviour, creepy family members, and kiwi fruit.Bởi Mum’s Friend Energy

Floral notes, best consumed at room temperature accompanying a hearty meal of self-reflection and geronticide.Bởi Mum’s Friend Energy

A bold and saturated flavour, with a strong expressive aftertaste of lava, poor choices, and fresh, organic chicken.Bởi Mum’s Friend Energy

Hints of ethically ambiguous conversation, sexually charged giggling, and fresh strawberries.Bởi Mum’s Friend Energy