Happy April Goofball Day, Everybody! We're happy you're here! Topics in Episode 173 include Hospitals are built Haunted, Will Smith Soundboard info LEAKED, are chickens truth tellers?, Sunrise Rabbits, mind your brooms, can you accidentally swallow spirits?, what happens when you drop knives?, Lindsey's very own glitch in The Matrix, long distance …

Welcome to Episode 172, the episode that holds the title for Most Chaotic First 4 Minutes. Thanks for being here! Topics in Episode 172 include Rizz, Rizzing, Experiencing Rizz in general, The Jonkler, The Joggler?, Snack Tunnelvision, Lindsey's Sleepwalking Story, Obelisk Story from The Burger Thief, Cheesy Bread, Ghost Streamer, Mac n Cheese Waff…

𝙃𝙖𝙪𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙃𝙤𝙩𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙚 ヽ༼ ಠ_ಠ༽ﾉ UPDATE: we talk about pee a little bit more than expected. If you hate pee, sorry! If you love pee, you're welcome! Do you have any questions about the paranormal, personal experiences with a talking possum, time travel, are warlocks good at kissing, or literally anything at all? If so, call/text our Haunted Hotline: 413-65…

𝙃𝙖𝙪𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙃𝙤𝙩𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙚 ヽ༼ ಠ_ಠ༽ﾉ Do you have any questions about the paranormal, personal experiences with a talking possum, time travel, are warlocks good at kissing, or literally anything at all? If so, call/text our Haunted Hotline: 413-650-2667 (BOOS) We'll use your voicemail/text on our show. It'll go straight to voicemail, so, no worries, there will …

Hello from our house in the middle of the woods! We've missed you! How have you been? Did you have a nice Hal'ween?? We're happy to be back! Topics in Episode 170 include celebrating Lindsey Day!, Football Goblins, Conspiracy Theory Corner (Bubble Water), Creepy Farm Creatures, Animal Glow-Ups, Wet and Warm Escape Rooms, Concerned Ape News, Are Lep…

Lindsey brought in a spooky sleepover game called Red Book. And hey, we actually got creeped out a few times... Join us for an (almost) IRL sleepover game session! Other topics in Episode 169 include Thirteen Podcast (they're the best), a brand new soundboard, and we forget what else....because we recorded this a few days ago... 👻 𝙃𝙖𝙪𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙃𝙤𝙩𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙚 ヽ…

Hello, Friends! Welcome to Episode 168, the one where we reallllllyyyyyy dig into how little we know about, well, a lot. Topics in Episode 168 include Hauntedrooms.com, Mr. Simon Tanous Lee, a Combination Snake + Hawk Attack, Big Chungus (a cute hawk that lives by us), a bear loose on an airplane , crab problems in Italy, a giant crab-eating crab, …

It's been 8 months since we released an episode and we still remember how to do it!! We've missed you! Thanks for being here, Friends! Topics in Episode 167 include our $1,000,000 Furby Idea, Doodle Bear, Fidget Spinners from the early 90s, a very loud drink, Dallas Zoo Missing Monkey Updates, "it's serving Demonic Activity", where do you sell your…

At the beginning of January, there was some ✨Animal Drama✨ at the Dallas Zoo. You probably heard about it, but we sure didn't! Other topics in Episode 166 ( Morgan and Brittany's Episode) include Justin Longrus, The Lindsey's Book Club Podcast, the secret to a long life, Cryptic Notes, Yassify your Squad Queen, Reincarnated Kids?, Miss Frizzle, Lin…

Spooky Spouses - A podcast about Ghosts n' Stuff ⁽ᵐᵒˢᵗˡʸ ˢᵗᵘᶠᶠ⁾ Join Lindsey & Jordan Reed as they discuss a wide-range of any/all things paranormal. Topics range from: cryptid sightings, paranormal clickbait, time travel crystals, an abandoned boat full of rats, our dog, etc. Have a question? Call/Text our Haunted Hotline: 803-816-2667 (BOOS) ☎️ O…

It's 2023 and we're both drinking a bubble water! Well, we were while we recorded this episode, but you get it. This is also our 6th year of making Spooky Spouses! Thanks for hanging out with us, Friends. We think you're great 💖 Topics in Episode 165 include Borzoi songs, Spooky Appalachian Trail Stories, dogs are sweet little babies, difficult wor…

Happy Krampus, Friends! We hope you're having a spooooooky and wonderful holiday season w/ your friends, family, pets, you as a baby (that little dancing elf thing), etc. Welcome to our final Holiday-Themed Krampus Episode of 2022! Today, we're joined by Mason and Tucker of PodCube, Digital Folklore, WIDK, Alabaster's Haberdashery, and 4000000 othe…

Happy Krampus, Friends! We hope you're having a spooooooky and wonderful holiday season w/ your friends, family, pets, you as a baby (that little dancing elf thing), etc. Welcome to our 1st of 2 Holiday-Themed Krampus Episodes! Lindsey thought it would be fun to ask some of our pals to record an episode with us where they do all the work, basically…

HAPPY HAL'WEEN, EVERYBODY! This episode marks 5 years of Spooky Spouses...what the h*ck?! Is that too much? Not enough? Just enough? Either way, Lindsey gets mad about chili in this episode...a lot. Other topics in Episode 162 include Hal'Ween, Jordan's "very good" Italian accent, Bloody Mary (the ghost) while driving, carpet in bathrooms, Milk Dre…

It's Spooky Season, Everybody! ...which basically means it's Fall...and it's October at the same time. But hey! Candy and Monsters, right?! Lindsey made us do a little homework where we had to pick our top 5 Scary Movies. 2 that are a lil' silly, 2 that are actually scary, and 1 that's our all time favorite. We share our answers and some from our l…

Oh hey! It's our 160th Episode! We're doing it! And by "doing it" we mean taking 2 show breaks to check on our oven and take Molly outside. CRUSHING IT! Topics in Episode 160 include our the tea we were drinking while recording (dorky), getting "barnyard belly", an engagement between Sam and Scott 💖, MySpace Music, Breaking Boos, Stickers on your w…

We recorded this episode on our 7th Anniversary! Look at us go! Not only are we celebrating our love, but we're also celebrating the fact that Spooky Spouses just passed 53,000 downloads! What the heck??? Thank you so much to everybody for being weird with us these past 5 years ❤ You're the best. Topics in Episode 159 include being stranded in the …

Not sure if you have a haunted cat or a haunted kid messin' about? You're in luck! ...kinda. We think we have a good idea of how to tell which ghost is which...but if you've been a fan of the show for a while, you know that it's probably not a great idea to get your hopes up. Oh well! Other topics in Episode 158 include Leafy Greens, Lindsey got ti…

Dear Crocs, we have a very cool and unique opportunity for you. Have you ever considered getting into the fancy hat game? Our "sales pitch" is tucked away in this episode. If you're interested, we'd love to chat! If you're definitely not interested, we get it. Other topics in Episode 157 sweatpants, the 12 creepiest jobs, Animal Cremation Specialis…

Do any of you (our listeners) have way too much money? And maybe you're also feeling like investing in a cool idea of ours? If so, this is your episode! May we interest you in "Cryptid Tamagotchis?" Other Topics in episode 156 include bedtime snacks, toast 'em pop ups, the smell of technology, Gamer Fuel, we're just things on a rock, "popularized",…

It's our 155th Episode and Lindsey decided to celebrate by grossing everybody out apparently. Like, for real. Lindsey talks about some disgusting stuff. I mean, it's all PG...but like...it's still just so gross. Other topics in Episode 155 include Jordan is strong and Lindsey is dangerous, Phil Rosenthal, we both say a swear, horrifying dentist sto…

Hey Fleek Fam. Just a warning, this episode gets pretty lit irl. And like...it's bussing as well. With the sauce, for sure. We're just trying to stay relevant. Lindsey hurt her back WHILE she was sleeping and we feel old and crusty. Please help. Topics in Episode 154 include bread lizards, Slimer :( , Lindsey's weird bones, strange and unusual cust…

Buckle up, Everybody! This episode is exxxxxxxxxtremely dirty!!! Mostly because we haven't had water in our house for 4 days and we smell like old, weird, warm trash. Not trying to brag...but we smell like weird trash. Topics in Episode 153 include a story about time-skipping from Johanna, Stinky and Smell Reed, Magic Mind, some disembodied legs, D…

It's almost Summer and you know what that means!! ....spooooooooky allergy season!!! Topics in Episode 152 include growing down (or you know, never truly growing up), some actual research?!, what does innernet mean?, Hide n' Seek, "hey yolo peace kiss kiss", 𝓰𝓪𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻, having wayyyyy too many mirrors, Han and Princess Stinko, DMT Elves, and a few othe…

Oh hey! How you been? Part of this episode got eaten by a ghost! ...it was weird. Topics in Episode 151 include slightly different alternate dimensions, The Oddfellows, another box of human body parts, extremely fast (flying) turtles, being a "professional" dream interpreter, dog parks, and Lindsey's insatiable craving for all things spooooooky. Jo…

HEY, FRIENDS! It's our 150th episode! We made it! Thanks for being weird with us since we started this show in October 2017! And an extra thanks to y'all for stickin' around and being wonderful and supportive as we kinda/sorta figure out our lives this past year. We think you're so great. Topics in Episode 150 include an unsafe amount of a Fart Sou…

Hello, Friends! We hope you're all having a great holiday season; drinking December liquids, snacking on festive treats, and hopefully building a snow house in the woods right next to an alleged Mothman Nest. Topics in Episode 149 include Mothman sightings in Chicago, H.H Holmes' Silly House, Lindsey's haunted suitcase, the many stages of lizard, "…

HELLOOOOOOOOOO, EVERYBODY! We're (kind of) back! Thank you so much for being patient with us while we were trying to figure out what the h*ck is even going on anymore. Here's to some new episodes about ghosts, haunted chandeliers, weird animals or whatever, and probably a few discussions about something dumb like milk. Topics in Episode 148 include…

We're back from our lil' month hiatus + hibernation and we're ready to clean up our Haunted Hotline! Here's what we realized while we were deep cleanin' our voicemails: we have a lot to say about terrible candy, cowboys, muppets, and Jeff Goldbum. Other topics in Episode 147 include future ghost traps, adult lizards, circus food, a sleepy walrus, a…

In Episode 146 we finally get to some of the hard-hitting, controversial, and problematic topics everybody has been talking about! Like...how Lindsey is scared of bridges, and what's the difference between a goblin and a troll?? We also talk about some ghosts...and Lord of the Rings for some reason? Other topics in Episode 146 include Sleep Prankz,…

It's our 145th Episode! We're not sure why that's important really...but it feels like a milestone? Maybe? Lindsey talks about some of the suuuuper cool ghosts from Thailand Folklore and hey, spoilers, they're super cool. And also a little scary. Jordan reads some texts from our Haunted Hotline as well as some creepy short stories from Twitter. Oth…

When you were younger, did you have any toys that made you think "this seems extremely dangerous..." or "how on earth is this fake oven able to get to 600 degrees"?? Maybe you've had some close calls with some seriously dangerous toys in the past? Or perhaps even your kids own some toys that seem wildly unsafe? If so, Lindey's portion of the show p…

Do you often have trouble making those super high-tech, automatic sinks turn on when you put your hands underneath? What about automatic hand sanitizing stations?! Even automatic doors?! If that's the case, maybe you don't fully exist in this dimension....isn't that weeiiirrrdddd? Topics in Episode 143 include scary sleepover stories, we get attack…

Welcome to our smartest episode yet! This is 100% because Liz Kurtzman is on our show. Liz is earning her PhD in Theater and also teaching a class on the Evolution of the Horror Genre! According to us, this makes Liz a Horror Doctor and the leading expert of any/all things horror-related in the Universe. Topics in Episode 142 include a live-action …

Happy 2021, Everybody! Here's hoping this year brings you lots of happiness, paranormal activity, a bigfoot sighting, maybe a very small alien abduction, and ya' know...other positive things that are real and actually very good. Topics in Episode 141 include a Horror Movie Quiz, 2 Dremensionarl Arge, things that are old, Jordan thought he heard an …

Welcome to our very well-planned out and festive Holiday Episode, everybody! Well...actually...sticking true to who we are and how this show typically goes, this is our Holiday Episode mostly because it's being released right around the Holiday season...so...Happy Holidays! We're thankful to spend our 3rd Holiday Season with each and every one of y…

Dear, Everybody. Hey...straight up...Lindsey brings the heat in this episode. And by heat we mean, like, a legitimately horrifying story. Really not many jokes in this part of the show notes today...just us letting you know that you're in for a spooky treat...and to also maybe "diaper up"? Other topics in Episode 139 include nighttime vas daytime c…

If you've found yourself here, in these haunted show notes, asking yourself "why did Matt Stephens agree to be on a podcast about ghosts?" well, the answer is...we're not sure exactly, but we're so thankful that he did! We could go on and on about how great we think Matt is, but it's pretty well-covered in this episode. Topics in Episode 138 includ…

Episode Notes If you've ever been to Golden Gate Park in beautiful San Francisco and gotten surrounded by 14 Raccoons and 1 Coyote then maybe this episode will be a little redundant. But, if you haven't, then maybe you'll like it! Other topics in Episode 137 include Matt Stephens, bubble water, Lindsey can't burp, Cryptozoology News dot com might n…

Haunted Museums! How have we nevvverrrrrr talked about these before? We've talked about haunted houses, tents, portable toilets (probably), but never museums. Well, we're sorry...but hey...maybe this episode will make up for it? Other topics in Episode 136 include Moon Magma, suh dude, an unhappy child on a porcelain cup, hotdog vs spaghetti eating…

Helllllllo, Friends! We didn't realize this until we sat down to record, but this is our 3 Year Anniversary Episode! How fun! I mean, judging by the title of this episode, you kinda sorta know what you're in for. This episode was also particularly laughy. Other topics in Episode 135 include weightlifting Gnomes, a voicemail from Jordan's cousin, pr…

Fun new game! If you want to see if a psychic is reeaallllllllyyy good at, ya' know, psychic stuff, all you have to do is commit a small crime and then go ask them about it. Maybe this idea isn't good? Or maybe it's pretty good? Let us know what happens when you try this at home! Just make sure your crime is, like, not really much of a crime at all…

Hey, Friends! It's the first episode in the spoooookiest month of the year! And hey, this episode is x-tremely scary, so like, be prepared, OK?! ...it's not really that scary, but sometimes it's good to put that in the show notes just in case. Maybe? Topics in Episode 133 include a Tuna Ghost in Seattle, a dog-hating ghost in Utah, allergy medicine…

How many times have you been traveling throughout Wisconsin, decided to go for a walk on the beach, found a brick-shaped rectangle of aluminum foil, opened it up, and found a brain inside of it? Too many times, right?? If that's the case then this episode is going to be, like, sooooo relatable. Other topics in Episode 132 include an update from Ty …

Hello, Friends! Welcome to Phoney Tales: a spooky game of fact or for real Each episode, one of us brings in a paranormal click-bait headline that we either found on the world wide web...or we made it up. It's the other person's job to ask questions and figure out if it's the real deal, or, like, totally bogus. Join us, won't you? ~ tHe SwAgGiEsT d…

Haunted Houses are scary, sure, but what about a Drive-Thru Haunted House? Way scarier, right?? You're (willingly) trapped in a Toyota Corolla, people are throwing taxidermy at your car, screaming and yelling all sorts of horrifying demon slang, etc. Nooooo thanks! ....but also, it sounds like fun. Other topics in Episode 131 include haunted car wa…

Have you ever been walking through a grocery store and thought "I could just...like...eat everything in sight"? Or have you ever picked something up off of the shelves and started helping yourself? Have you ever eaten a chocolate bar in a grocery store parking lot and waved to people who weren't really there? If so, maybe you'll relate to this epis…

Well...it finally happened...Lindsey got captured by a Sasquatch while she was outside walking? Frolicking? Foraging? Galavanting?! But she somehow managed to leave a voicemail on our Spooky Spouses Hotline? Either way, while we work an getting her back home safe and sound, the one-and-only Mason Amadeus joins us! He brings some fresh #VermontWisdo…

This might be, in all seriousness, the most helpful our show has ever been. Well, at least in Lindsey's section. Turns out, there are a whole lotta apps that are designed to be suuuuuper creepy, scary, not-so-safe, and sorta gross. Maybe this episode will fill you in on how to be a little safer while on your phone? Or maybe you're already X-Tremely…

So, apparently, Elberton Georgia was super weird in the late 1970's. Well, maybe not the entire place...it's more like this one dude. He had a lot of money and wanted to build a giant stone monument that, naturally, is super cryptic, weird, expensive, huge, and has caused a whole bunch of confusion and conspiracy since its installation. Just your r…