We're ending the first season of Rude Dudes on a note that makes everyone mad; Fate - The Winx Saga! Everything about this show SCREAMS us, but also everything is SO. WRONG. They took one of the most colourful, beach kids cartoon and makes it a London rainy Hogwarts style garbage of David Yates' wet dream! The specialists are useless boys, they cre…

Time for another anime-inspired property, and one that falls into the same pits as Blood of Zeus...Alita: Battle Angel! Now, we deciphered a lot of this movies short comings come out of just being a pretty faithful adaptation to the original OVA (minus Chiren NOT being completely naked when she fixes Grewishka, which rude). Just felt like in a worl…

Sometimes fanfiction can spawn amazing creations... Other times, it can destroy the fabric of all that you hold dear... This is one of those times (which one? yes). Tackling our first anime with the not-so cult classic, Blood of Zeus! You know how Greek Gods are supposed to be sexy and fuck all the time? Well, imagine you take all of that out and r…

HAI YA!! We're kicking into a new episode of Rude Dudes with a new Netflix/old YouTube Red (Originals) show, Cobra Kai! While we all LOVE this show, we can definitively say season 3 is a little nutty (but in all the right ways). Kreese gets an interesting backstory where we find out football bros bullied him into the army cause his mom committed su…

February, a time for love, a time for period pieces, and definitely a time for fucking. Which is why we're kicking February off with the show of the SEASON, Bridgerton! If you're hoping to learn some practical Sex Education, this is not the show for you. If you're looking for how to creatively sound while orgasming, you're in the right spot. This s…

It's the end of our DCEU month, and we're rounding it out with the newest and most controversial entry into the Universe, Wonder Woman 1984 (styled WW84). We had such high hopes for this movie... Unfortunately, it really missed its mark. While we LOVED the double villains, the messaging was muddled more than Kristen Wiig's briefcase! This was just …

We're DIVING back into our DCEU month with what is the arguable best movie of the universe, Aquaman!!!!! While we loved the explosions and the jellyfish dress, we were surprised at the unsexiness of this movie! Like, Jason should've been shirtless the ENTIRE MOVIE?!?! And Amber Heard was done dirty the entire movie! The only saving grace of this mo…

Back with another DCEU movie, and it's the one we all wish we could forget which is... Suicide Squad! Honestly, James Gunn really miss fired (boom) with this one, all he had to do was do Guardians... THATS IT! Instead, he over shot and under delivered in a wild self-serious movie that's basically the embodiment of an angry dad TRYING TO HAVE A GOOD…

New year, same dudes! We're ringing in the new year with a re-recording of a lost episode, Batman Vs Superman: Dawn of Justice! In all honesty, we don't REALLY talk about the movie all that much, but set up the new year, which will be all DCEU movies. We talk about Zack Snyder's weird nerd boy obsession with toxic masculinity and 9/11; Marvel's his…

As 2020 comes to a close, so does our month of Holiday Classics! And to end it off, we're doing probably what is the cutest thing we've ever seen, Dash & Lily! Look, we know we're supposed to do "trash", and we fully expected for this to come out strong on that front. What we were surprised by was how much this show slapped! From the fun challenges…

We've (now?) officially hit the Holiday Season™️, and we're still rolling along in the snow with our penultimate Holiday episode; The Princess Switch: Switched Again! Honestly, what a sequel! Vanessa Hudgens has blessed us with another Christmas Classic! This one even more ripe with zany antics and MORE PRINCESSES? Only this one's EVIL?! She's real…

Week Three of Holiday December Classics, and today we're pulling out a REAL classic with the 1998 Holiday hit, Jack Frost! If we can take a minute to respect not only Jim Henson's puppet work, but the CGI integration... It was truly something... Also, what we feel is a Michael Keaton award winning performance?! Screw Batman, this guy is the definit…

We're keep up our Holiday themed movies of December and diving right into this clearly military funded movie, Operation Christmas Drop! Which is based off of the VERY REAL OPERATION CHRISTMAS DROP THAT HAPPENS IS GUAMA WHAT?! As the first "Hallmark" movie of this run, it was a paint by numbers beauty of a thing! Kat Grahmn is a no nonsense chief of…

December is HERE (barely)! And it's time for our first Rude Dude Holiday Take Down! All December, we're taking down all the latest Holiday media. Today, we're doing a catch all holiday movie... Holidate! Boy... Was this movie... a clunker. Why? Because NEITHER OF THESE LEADS ARE GOOD PEOPLE!!!! Seriously, the fact that these two HOT people can't ge…

Time for one of Bridgets favourite things, sexy teen boy ghosts! This week we're covering the Kenny Ortega's masterpiece, Julie and the Phantoms!... We know it's for kids, we don't care! Inspired by the Nickelodeon Brazil show Julie e os Fantasmas, but FAR different. The furry suits would've made more sense because... The rules of this world are al…

Oh god, you knew it was coming... There's no way we can talk about trash TV without talking about the show everyone LOVES to hate (except for Chris' Mom??)... Emily in Paris. Honestly... Just why? Why did we watch it? How did we get through it? It's truly such a mystery as to why this show was put out at a time like this... No one is good at their …

No Riverdale this time... But we're still watchin' trash! Today, we're diving into the horror comedy film duology that is the Babysitter franchise... The movies that ask "what if the babysitter that is your best friend and you're horny for was actually a demon and tried to kill you?!" Honestly, what a directionless Scott Pilgrim rip off this was! F…

WHATS UP RUDE DUDES?! Welcome to the new podcast! We, unfortunately (but unsurprisingly), have been beaten brutal by Riverdale. It's got nothing to do with our love of the show and... Everything to do with our hatred for the show. So after much consideration, and a brief hiatus; we've put an end to the era of Riverdale Rude Dudes. Fret not, as we c…

We’re going UP UP AND AWAYYYY (from reality) with this episode! Sharks have been JUMPED! Betty is closing in on the Farm after they’ve executed so many FBI agents, but they still constantly remain one step ahead of her (and the FBI)?! Things heat up when Polly comes back, but with an EXTRA SPECIAL SURPRISE! Meanwhile, Veronica is having issues with…

Sadness is over, and we’re going RIGHT back to bonkersville USA! School’s starting up, and Archie wants Mad Dog to get an education and be set off on the right path, but maily wants him to join the Bulldogs. But Reggie WON’T have it, because the only one letting him have it is his dad? Remember how Reggie keeps crying out for help? Well now we can …

SEASON FOUR IS HERE!! AND WE WOULD BE MORE EXCITED IF WE WEREN’T SO SAD!! Today’s episode marks the passing of Luke Perry on March 4th 2019, which produced this masterful piece of tribute. I have never cried so hard and so long watching a single episode of television... and I don’t think I ever will. It’s fourth of July weekend, and what seemed lik…

WE DID IT GUYS! Another season in the can! Can you believe it? I sure as hell can’t! Things are coming to a head this episode, as season finale’s tend to do! The gang all meets up with the mastermind behind the great downfall of Riverdale... Penelope Blossom?! Turns out, selling a little girl to be a chil bride and then killing her only son does a …

WOWE WOWE EVERYONE! The shark has been JUMPED and we are HEREEE!!! This... is the best episode... Of any TV show ever made. We got CULTS WITH ORGANS, we got SERIAL KILLERS WITH HOOK HANDS, we got BAREKNUCKLE BRAWLING TEENS VS ADULTS SANCTIONED BY ADULTS?! WHAT A TIME!! Well, I guess we’re picking up from where we left off last time with Betty, and …

SONGS OF FIRE AND ICE, PROM NIGHT WON’T BE SO NICE!! We may be winding down the season, but the show is ramping up! We got severed hands, hook hands, any kind of hands you can think off! And it’s all thanks to our good friend DCJ! We start by coming upon the prison bus wreckage that took Hal, and Betty doesn’t believe that he died. But FP assures h…

TODAYS THE DAY!! LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!! We got a wild one today everyone, so strap in for a good time! What’s not a good time is that Jellybean is missing, and the Jones family must now go on some sick quests to save her. Orchestrated by Curts, they must reveal their secrets, pillage the tavern, and battle the cyclopes! We don’t know what tha…

Things are getting FIZZY in Riverdale! EVERYONE’S DOING DRUGS WHAT A NIGHTMARE! Jughead is looking into the murder of Baby Teeth (or Brandon Morris if you’re respectful!) and works with his dad to figure out why there was a matchbook from the Maple Club in throat? While going to interrogat Penelope, a customer starts foaming at the mouth! What is a…

So this episode is not called the Master... SUE ME!! But today, we dive deep into the systems of oppression that govern our cities. We learn how a gand turns into a militarized police force in order to dowel out vigilante justice to people who have not been convicted of crimes! This episode was a little bit of copaganda, but hey... We saw Curts pus…

We’re gonna have BIG FUN tonight, you teens!!! Because it’s another MUSICAL EPISODE!!! Kevin’s back to his old shenanigans and directing the HEATHERS musical, and he’s making some WILD points to the parents! But he sends out the casting notices, and he’s going REAL method. Cheryl’s still reeling from her break up with Tone, and she’s SO MEAN TO HER…

Get your party hats out everyone, cause it’s FP’s 50th BIRTHDAY!! Gladys has something special planned for the party, and she needs Jughead to write a speech. He’s a little sceptical of her motives, but he doesn’t have the time to think about that right now. There are still SO MANY ”Kill the Red Paladin” quest cards Hiram sent out to drugged up G&G…

Things are HEATING UP on Riverdale (below your feet), so take this walk with us! This week, Archie lives out his dream of being a dad! He gets to teach this young boy boxing, and tell him all the story about how he was attacked by a bear! But things take a turn when this boy reveals he’s also marked for death! Like Archie?! Veronica’s also fed up w…

We still don’t understand the title, but this is still an amazing episode! This week, we’re talkin’ GANGS! The Serpents are loosing numbers thanks to the Pretty Poisons, so Jughead tries too reason with Toni. Too bad she’s so done with him because she has a leadership opportunity, but she’s frustrated that Jughead would have the audacity to even as…

HOW BIZZARE?! (*guitar riff*) HOW BIZZARE! HOW BIZZARE! We’re getting into BIZZARODALE today baybe!! One of our favs, cause it has all of our fav characters getting what they want (before it gets RIPPED AWAY). Tom and Sierra are getting married! And they don’t want a big wedding, because you know... They’re in the middle of awful divorces and the t…

Time for Noir town to become... Crime town??? I dunno, but we’re leanin’ into genre today! Ron pays for Jugheads friendship and his sleuthing skills to find out who shot her father. He finds out from Hermione about Hirams secret love affair with his real life wife, Kelly Ripa! Meanwhile, Archie spirals out of control and loses ALL his construction …

Archie’s dead guys!! NO MORE RIVERDALE?! Lol, JK, Jug LIES! We’re doin’ a fun lil sweet gem today! Because Archie’s back in town! And he’s one step closer to being part of the main story arch that’s been going on for the past 9 episodes! But Ron’s conflicted, because she’s mad he broke up with her, and also mad that he died his red hair?! And also …

QUAR IS OVER... AT LEAST IN RIVERDALE!! (Click Bait) And though people need to socially distant, Arch doesn’t get the memo and decides to sneeze right in the face of a BEAR! Then he goes on a spirit quest to eliminate his inner demons! Meanwhile, Betty’s learning all the ups and downs of being a single mother to dozens of traumatised, drugged up te…

Quarantine has NOT been kind to this episode! But it’s been wild none the less! Archie and Jug have finally made it to Toledo (wherever that is) to rendevous with Gladys Jones and Jelly Bean. Kind of to give Archie a safe place to hide from Hiram, but mostly so Jughead can go OFF on his mother for abandoning him. Meanwhile, Betty‘s converted (detox…

HERE COMES THE MAN IN BLACK!!! No fun hat or ANYTHING! JUST PLAIN HIRAM!! This episode is a fun lil three parter! We get to Archie and Jug, running from the law (Hiram). They escape to a small farm in the middle of no where that has a CREEPY vibe to it! Ron realizes that owning a small business isn’t always as easy as it seems, so she calls in resi…

Back from the Bunker BAYBEE!! And we’re not the only ones livin’ in it!! Archie’s still in his bunker, because there’s a MAN HUNT for him!! But he has sepsis from the pip he crawled through, so he makes Kevin take him to DCJ with those sweet sweet small bills! Meanwhile, Bughead splits up their sleuthing endeavours, Betty takes on ALL the parents f…

QUARANTINE TIME!!! We’ve run out of back log, but we’re not going to let the fact that we can’t be together stop us from doing what we love! Much like Ron in this episode!! See... We rounded it out! TIME TO MAKE A BREAK FOR IT!! Archie’s makin‘ a plan to get out of jail, and Ron’s gonna help him do it! Meanwhile, Jughead is in a full G&G K-hole, an…

Guys! This is it! Probably one of the best episodes of Riverdale of ALL TIME!! And we have a very special (and apropos guest) for todays podcast... Geoffrey Cann! AKA BRIDGETS DAD!! This episode, things are TWISTIN UP!! TEENS ARE PLAYING THE ADULTS!! In this #throwback episode, Alice recounts the story of the Midnight Club. When all the adults of R…

LETS GET READY TO RUUUUUUUMBLE!!! Cause the PIT. IS. OPEN!! This episode really sheds light on the corrupt criminal justice system, and one boy find hope in... Just kidding, Archie gets bullied into fighting in the PITS by this sick sick lil Warden! He doesn’t want to do it, but he’s gotta... And he’s gotta put on a show!! Meanwhile, Bughead remain…

Time for a little JAIL HOUSE ROCK BAYBEE!! Only not as fun (and wayyyyyy more violent) It’s Archie’s first day in juvenile detention, but you would think he’s going to a real adult prison. After adequatelay being floured and breaded, he tries to get protection with his Serpent tattoo, but winds up getting shanked by a bunch of Ghoulies!! Thank GOD …

Season 3 is here! And we have a very special guest, Paul JP!! He’s bringing in the “legal” angle (or, as the Riverdale writers would say, the “buzzkill” angle). Summer‘s almost over, as the gang heads into their junior year. Only one problem... Archie‘s on trial for MURDER! And he didn’t even commit it!!!! Everyone’s sad, and doesn’t really know ho…

Gang, we did it! Season two is over, and it’s time to wrap up and head into the next season! We’ve laughed, we’ve cried, we’ve laughed even more! Thank you all so much for coming on this journey with us! But now we must start the beginning of the end. We move past this trailer bait trash of a scene (that foreshadows season four?), and Jughead wakes…

LETS START A RIOT!! Because there’s no due process anymore, and we’re all SHEEP! Last we left off, the town of Riverdale was on the verge of collapsing! Fangs was shot, and everyone’s letting loose!!! The Blackhood is also out on the loose, and Cheryl shoots him with a bow! BH DOWN (not Black Hawk). Betty gets a heads up before heading home to see …

RIP MIDGE KLUMP! Gone, and slowly forgotten! The children of Riverdale are SHOOK over their (kind of) friend Midge getting cruisified in front of the WHOLE town! Everyone’s blaming Tom Keller but it’s like, leave this man alone!! Meanwhile, Reggie knows that the Serpents FUCK so now the Bulldogs are going to war, and Archie and Jughead are in the m…

MIDGE IS DEAD!! NOO! Now it’s time to double down on this Blackhood plot to avenge his death?? Sherif Keller, fueled by the slap of his life, is trying to solve this murder. Archie gets VERY triggered by this, so he goes back to Svenson’s and gets ambushed by a gang of blach hood’s lead by NICK ST CLAIR! Ron tries to pay his ranson, but Hiram (fian…

THAT’S NOT MY NAAAAAAAAME!!! But now it’s time for the episode, acording to RUDE DUDES!! The first musical episode of Riverdale... Such a beautiful thing. And what a msuical to pick!! Kevin is a mad man director, getting Phantom of the Opera’d and REFUSING to cow down! Jughead’s there to capture all of this for what is PROBABLY going to be a Making…

Tonight, good boys (Rude Dudes) only, because (much like Hiram) our MTL crew is GONE?!?! This episode gets some backstory for season 4, cause DARLA’S COMIN’ TO TOWN!! After the city’s weekly inspection of Sweet Water River (for dead bodies), they discover the shady man’s car! Betty and Jug, why did you throw it in an obvious place!! So FALICE is in…

Today, we’re turning on all the lights! Cause the only one who noticed they were off was our guest, Devon Henderson! Todays episode of Riverdale, Betty’s really going to war with Chic! She calls him out for not having Blossom blood, but Alice still confirms that he’s her son?! BUT THAT MEANS... Oh now! Archie dives even further down the rabbit hole…