This week we listen in on our favorite anthropomorphic cartoon planet - Globey! Tune in as Globey teaches us about environmentalism and how no matter what we do to promote change, it will never be enough. This week's sketches include: Globey; Jimmy Freedom Bacon; Dick Van Dyke News; Fear of Mint Jelly; Touching Your Roots. Guest Artists for this ep…

We're excited to introduce a sneak peak into a new show called, "Ghost Finders!" It's the only audio only ghost hunting podcast PERIOD. (Why hasn't anyone thought of this before?) Later on, Sonny will be sitting down with her recently resurrected hero, Albert Einstein! Who is... unimpressive. This week's sketches include: Rebecca Moaner QVC; Fake I…

Phil finally got his shit together. "Let's Just Skip the Foreplay and Get Right Into It" includes a special announcement from the band ColdPlay, an excerpt from the new book The Missing Man at Pump 5, and an interview with author Henry Henderson. What happens when a reporter encounters a magic gas pump screen that grants his every wish? Follow alon…

This week we welcome a new member to the WQR family! Listen as she reports on the largest car accident this year. And then, the long anticipated interview with Waldo the Great. Has he adapted to a life post-foundom? Find out. This week's sketches include: Radio Billy Joel; Rebecca Moaner; How's Waldo. This episode was written and performed by: Chri…

The results are in! We reveal the winners of this season's Recreational Outrage League Awards Ceremony. Stay tuned until the end for a sneak peak into the new reality competition show: Infidelity Weekend Showdown. 8 horny twenty-somethings, 8 hall passes, and 8 hearts to be potentially shattered. This week's sketches include: The Recreational Outra…

Welcome to the first episode of the Weekly Quarterly Report! Join us this week as we discuss a new AI software designed to cyberbully high schoolers, an investigation into the recently formed Grammar Police, and a special installment of Jazz Noir Radio with Johnny Goodtimes. This week's sketches include: Jazz Noir Radio; ChatBLY; Defund the Grammar…

The Weekly Quarterly Report launches on April 1st, 2024! This episode was written and performed by: Chris Canty, Seif Drywater, Josh Gorton, Alyssa Neece, and Tom Vinson. Co-Hosted by Seif Drywater and Sonny Walls. WQR Theme arranged by: Josh Gorton. Executive Producer: Seif Drywater. Associate Producer: Alyssa Neece. This is a satirical audio show…