Chris, J. and Ben aren‘t entirely sure why they‘re doing this. Is it out of love for Star Wars, or is it out of hate for Star Wars? Do they want to kill a sacred cow within their hearts? Or are they just incredibly dumb individuals with opinions™©®? They‘re not sure. One thing is for certain. They‘re doing this. One mainline Star Wars movie a week until the galaxy collapses in on itself. What has begun cannot be undone. Watch them as they slowly go crazy, lose all logical points of view, fail to create a coherent format for a podcast, and, eventually, slowly wither and die. This is, after all, a podcast about mortality as much as it is about a dumb space movie.