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House Sadness

Since your friend got blasted by the splatter gun, d**khead. Welcome to another episode of House Sadness. The jizzbags get things started with the usual “WFMs” then where in the world is Carmen San Diego? Who knows but sure know where Clemin is and he’s calling in and giving us all an update in “The Kooky Case of Clemin” then we hear “30 seconds of Dominatrix Mistress Cleopatra commercial” then clean up on aisle your pants because they’re about to get creamed in “sCREAM Yer Jeans” then we hear “30 seconds of a 1-900 commercial” then things get wrapped up and the episode gets named. So grab your headphones, do the happy dance and give this bad boy a listen. Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe and tell a friend. Tanks.

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