Once in a generation a choice is made that is so bad, it echoes in eternity. It leads us into to dead-end jobs, unshakeable nick-names and ill-advised hair cuts. Graham Rodgers makes those kind of choices on a daily basis. With the help of his bandleader and unlicensed life coach, Gerard, he's here to tell us how to overcome our worst mistakes by gathering them together in an un-ventilated room, cleaning them with ammonia and bleach, then passing out from the toxic fumes. (Formally known as ...
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Make Your Own Keys to Success and Become a Locksmith
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If you could be a stoplight, what color would you be? If you were a stop sign, how would you stop being racist?Bởi Made Fresh While You Wait
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Dare Taylor: How to Train Your Falcon
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The key to success is acquiring numerous gold bricks and saying no to drugs. This episode is sponsored by the collapse of society and Purdue Pharma.Bởi Made Fresh While You Wait
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Turn Your Trauma into Cold Hard Ca$h with TGM!
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The Sun is our Mother, the Moon is our Uncle and the Ocean is our Aunt. Unfortunately, they all need your help setting up their computers to "do a Zoom".Bởi Made Frsh While You Wait
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Ryan O'Flanagan: Death is the Ultimate Silent Disco
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The ultimate guide to standing up for your self in the face of customer service.Bởi Made Fresh While You Wait
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Greg Santos: Using a Puppy to Cover Up Financial Fraud
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You must ask a man with a mustache for his bus pass. Greg Santos is that mustache.Bởi Made Fresh While You Wait
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Egan Robinson: Save Your Virginity For a Rainy Day
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Cover one eye and the world gives you a 50% discount. Or use code EganIsNotFunny at the CryoZone!Bởi Made Fresh While You Wait
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Have you been robbed in an Erewhon? Do your male friends wear brown shoes? Have you been diagnosed as a Libtard? You may be entitled to compensation. Call 1-800-SCOTT-FREE and use code TGM for a 10% discount.Bởi Made Fresh While You Wait
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Bret Banta: Why Sharks Always Eat Your Left Arm First
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Under the sea, life is better down where its wetter, take it from Bret BantaBởi Made Fresh While You Wait
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Strider Wilson: Sponsored by Scott Free - Attorney At Law
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One day, an alpha male turkey embarks on a journey to find a free car with the help of the sexiest Power Ranger.Bởi Made Fresh While You Wait
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Michael Lenoci: Get Rich or Die Time Travelling
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Millionaire Michael Lenoci is a historian, secondhand suit salesman, and former steroid user. He is largely credited for the popularity of Basketball, Baseball, and Football in the 19th century.Bởi Made Fresh While You Wait
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Vanessa Vasquez: That B*tch is Dead.This is a New B*tch
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Vanessa tries to teach Graham how to be charming and likeable. Graham tries to steal her car.Bởi Made Fresh While You Wait
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Matt Lockwood: Bring a Sword to a Knife Fight
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Matt loves God and guys named Joe. He's afraid of guns, white gangs and becoming too famous from appearing on this episode.Bởi Made Fresh While You Wait
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Joe fights the fight of the forgotten and wants to marry a girl named Lauren.Bởi Made Fresh While You Wait
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Ali Macofsky: From the Cooch to the Booch
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In a shocking twist, we learn Ali Mac went to school, has been to a wedding and also poops. A lot. If your looking to date her, you better have a car AND drive it safely.Bởi Made Fresh While You Wait
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Amir Kabiri: Finding Your True Birkenstock
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We're back from vacation with a big episode featuring Amir Kabiri. We haven't been keeping up with the news of 2020, so don't expect us to comment on anything that's happened. But Amir will drop some hot stock tips as well as some hot public urination tips.Bởi Made Fresh While You Wait
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How to Survive the Death of Your Volvo
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Sometimes you have to choose between sipping on your cold brew and saving the world. We're here to help guide you.Bởi Made Fresh While You Wait
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Craig Conant: How to Choose Between Plata or Plomo
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He's known for getting fired from Trader Joe's, but he's also accomplished many other great thingsBởi Made Fresh While You Wait
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Do Your Demons Have Demons? 3 Tips for Stopping Incepted Demons
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What lies between natural and super natural? Probably a new pair of Jordans.Bởi Made Fresh While You Wait
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JT Parr: There's No "I" in Team, but There is an "I" in Steroids
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Ari Mannis: Never Pay for Your Date's Roach Traps
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Ry Doon: First You Get the Psoriasis, Then You Get the Power
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Use Protection Whenever Sharing Your Wifi with a Stranger
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Inhaling ozone gas is a great way to shorten your lifespanBởi Made Fresh While You Wait
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Have a Happy Thanksgiving, Happy Pranksgiving, Happy Skanksgiving, or Happy Tom Hanksgiving. But let's be Franksgiving, you'll have a Happy Wanksgiving, you sick mother blanksgiving.Bởi Made Fresh While You Wait
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Aristotle Athiras: Fall in Love with a Pizza and Never Be Hungry or Lonely Again
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You may know him as Gabe, the guy with the chair pants from Silicon Valley or maybe from the Goatface comedy power group. To us, he's just, Aristotle Athiras, a guy pretending to be an 95 year-old butler at a sex mansion.Bởi Made Fresh While You Wait
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Optimizing Your BMI for Maximum Trustworthiness
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With the death toll rising from vape related incidents, vaping is getting dangerously close to being cool.Bởi Made Fresh While You Wait
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Chad Kroeger: The 3 Best Throwing Stars for Home Defense
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One half of Chad Goes Deep fights for his rights to love avocados and rock a deep sag.Bởi Made Fresh While You Wait
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Dummies' Guide to Selling the Naming Rights of Your Children
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Although there are many groomsmen, there can only be one Best Man.Bởi Made Fresh While You Wait
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Hitting a famous person with your car will increase its resale value.Bởi Made Fresh While You Wait
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Botox vs CBD: Which One is Right For You
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There's a place in France where the naked ladies dance. There's a hole in the wall but Graham he is too tall.Bởi Made Fresh While You Wait
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Love is a multiple choice question.Bởi Made Fresh While You Wait
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Johnny Mitchell: The Tax Benefits of Incorporating a Sex Cult
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Freezing to death is one of the more pleasant ways to die.Bởi Made Fresh While You Wait
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Brian Moreno: How to Invest Your Money in Gambling
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Always list your sexual preferences on your business cards to prevent any misunderstandings.Bởi Made Fresh While You Wait
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Expired Meat is a Great Way to Save Money
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Hidden in these episode descriptions is the secret to finding Epstein's Lost Gold.Bởi Graham Rodgers
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When Life Gives You Lemons, Make a Sex Tape
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There are some secrets only fit for under the bed.Bởi Graham Rodgers
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Don't Listen to This If You Are In The Secret Service
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Bad haircuts are God's way of saying go f*ck yourself.Bởi Made Fresh While You Wait
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Talking about Mozart will make you seem more interesting.Bởi Made Fresh While You Wait
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Revenge is a Dish Best Served Before Dessert
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There's a fish line between Juice Master and Juice Masher.Bởi Made Fresh While You Wait
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Never Give Up on your Trampoline Dreams
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Be sure your dating profile clearly states you are NOT a sex offender, unless you are.Bởi Made Fresh While You Wait
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Instead of Leaving a Tip, Blow Your Waitress a Kiss
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Taking your girlfriend to the graveyard will let her know you want to break-up.Bởi Made Fresh While You Wait
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Always List Your Sexual Accomplishments on Your Resume
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Never bet on a ginger to win a reality showBởi Made Fresh While You Wait
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With Duct Tape, What Happens in Vegas Will Stay in Vegas
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Winning Arguments Against your Inner Monologue
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Hurting Your Testicles is a Great Way to Get Someone to Touch Them
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The BEST tax advice is the kind of advice that helps you pay less taxes.Bởi Made Fresh While You Wait
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If you think your neighbor is a murderer, tell them you're also a murderer and are looking for advice. Murderers code dictates they have to help.Bởi Made Fresh While You Wait
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True Crime Podcasts Make For a Romantic Evening
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Blind people are good luck.Bởi Made Fresh While You Wait
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Burn More Calories Watching the Great British Bake Off
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Bungee jumping is a great way to attempt suicide without people thinking its a cry for help.Bởi Made Fresh While You Wait
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