Just The Tip, Please

Bad Counsel

Sound Bites

• "So for two days between the hours of eight and four thirty, no one in the building can flush their toilets."
• "How many residents did you have to get this notice to?"
• "I'm gonna burn the whole day"
• "It was all couples."
• "Was it sexy enough that when you got home that night you could recall specific scenes and use that as your masturbatory material?"
• "I'm going to see limp biscuit."
• "You stop laughing. You stop laughing."
• "Whatever it is. Whatever. I love you, though, man. I do love you. You're mostly funny. Mostly funny."
• "No"
• "All the movies in the 70s and 80s had lots of nudity."
• "Yeah, you're a dick, dude. You're - Oh, you're dick, too, Bert."
• "Well, yeah, but okay, so I'm talking about when when when if you get a waiter or way if you get wait staff as a lousy demeanor, right?"
• "I love watching track and field"
• "I used to run track and cross country"
• "He smells like Fritos"

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