Taffy Talk (AKA CoS) Season 2, Episode 3: More Travel (October 26 2008)

Cafe of Shame uses radio to destroy

We’ve got taffy we’ve got taffy how bout you. We’ve got taffy we’ve got taffy who are you. John produces a show about this sticky stuff:

• A discussion of sonic poo
• A Finnish travel guide from a local (translated to English)
• Disappointing trips expounded upon
• Vampires on commuter trains in Europe
• Correspondent Sean Cole interviews George Humphrey-Brown, the Secretary of Travel, answers every question you have about reports and travel uneducationalness
• A caller eats sausage and talks about language and riding motorcycles in the woods in Luxembourg
• A keg party for animals in Patagonia
• Terry from Kentucky calls about corn farming and his cousin in Alabama and gay cousin in SF and the homosexual police officers that will rule the streets once you-know-who gets elected President
• Asking a group of children where they’d like to visit (HINT: Hoboken and court)
• John’s ten worst travel locations
• Ben from Burlington is disgusted by on-air taffy talk and give clues about a trip he would like to go on (HINT: He would probably have a beard that grows faster than normal)
• A story about towers and a lack of towers
• A drunken pilot in the cockpit, again
• A caller went to Belgium and eats Counts that aren’t Chocula for breakfast
• Olly talks about becoming the archduke of a certain donut establishment in Watertown
• Tommy calls and discusses steak intertubes with compartments and donuts you can float on and foot massages with Bag Balm

Listen to this one here.