Lemonade Day - August 20th, 2024 | Kid Jokes | Dad Jokes

Carpool Chuckle Contest - Daily Jokes for Kids

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"Enjoying the summer classic drink and learning about its history. Let's squeeze out the fun! After each joke, you’ve got five seconds to zestfully find the right answer. Keep listening until the end for today's juicy riddle.
1st Joke: What do you get when you cross a cat and a lemon?
2nd Joke: Why do lemons never get lonely?
3rd Joke: Why did the lemon stop rolling down the hill?
4th Joke: How did the lemon ask out the apple?
5th Joke: What do you give a lemon that has been hurt?
Today's Riddle: I'm yellow and tart, with a flavor that's keen, add sugar and water, I'm a summer queen. What am I?
That’s all for our refreshing comedy. Join us tomorrow for some heartwarming fun on Senior Citizens Day!
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