|S1 • E1| Is Cannibalism Ok? (Featuring Althea)

Colton & Collin's Curious Conversations

In this episode of Colton & Collin's Curious Conversations, Colton, Collin, and Althea discuss the morality of cannibalism, the evolutionary advantage of beards, whether Collin could truly be a dad, what is a board game, is Colton a fascist, and we discover our spirit phones! (Disclaimer: Colton and Collin are actually NOT serial killers)

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hello hi I'm Collin I'm Colton and this is
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friend Althea Althea say hi or don't
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doesn't know where the hell it is but
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I'll of quantum physics just you just
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it's like an emotionally distraught
teenager who's drinking too much alcohol
in the weekends ruining their lives
we're gonna talk about cannibalism today
children okay we're not using that and
why no I love that
it's a great transit it work great we're
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could become trip honest okay I'm good
thank you for offering cold and just
offered us water okay where k is print
out right all right I'm gonna keep that
in I had this idea a few days ago and it
occurred to me as being very strange
that as people humans consider
cannibalism to be abnormally worse than
anything else now fortunately our dear
friend Althea happens to be a vegetarian
and probably has different perspective
on the most people Althea would you eat
a person a better question is eating a
person worse than eating an animal why
all right so I would not eat a person as
I'm going to assume you and Collin
probably would not eat people either am
I correct in assuming that absolutely
not if given the chance if a person
donated their bodily organs or well
probably not a liver because I don't
take Louise masty but if someone like it
donated it like I then I know I'm gonna
die I'm gonna donate my muscles will you
eat me I will gladly eat someone you
know actually well actually it depends a
lot of taste come on how would you I
probably would hear the meat how would
you that's a good question what's the
best way to prepare human meat a really
good question mother is better to eat an
animal or a person this is going to get
really deep but I think as a society we
tend to value that which we think is
inherently valuable which we placed on
human interaction yeah but is that
morally correct because fundamentally
like if we all assume that life is
precious which we should probably do
because we're people and let her life
forms that i was talking i was lucky i
was talking ok no wait some life is more
precious than others i'm not just saying
that saying that i believe that i'm
saying that there's that mindset ok so
the mindset no we're talking about is
the mindset of some life being more
valuable than others justified yes or no
no I think inherently we want to say no
because like microbial life exists and
like bacteria exists
and that's just so foreign Lee inferior
to something like a person to something
like your brothers and sisters or
mothers and fathers valuating some
things value based off of something that
you have inherently like imposed on the
way that you perceive society and what
well the fact that you've grown up in a
society that values human life and our
sentient being pneus and places
inferiority on things that aren't the
same as we are we'll see that's a
slippery slope though because like if
someone literally can't think properly
or what we would say properly I guess
like they inherently have a mental
disorder we don't like treat them like
foxes or something it's because we think
that they still could have had the
capability to be what we are okay now
Collins been awfully quiet during I
haven't kind of what yeah Cohen will you
say what do you think is some life
better than other life well see or more
value what's weird is in our society
today we do eat the flesh of other
animals but not humans it's not okay to
eat humans because well is it illegal
that's a question I'm on you is yeah it
is a little early really you can you
know actually there was this interesting
thing in like Ireland there's one guy in
here Annette like Louie was like who's
Hank you i will donate my body for
someone to eat exactly consensual
cannibalism is less physical no no no so
he was tried as a cannibal the guy who
made you the punishment for eating a
person if that person was willing as far
less than the punishment of just even
some random farmer joe aside from real
armor toast is really good all right
Collin give us your invite we can ignore
Colton's awkwardness hey you guys are
the awkward ones so basically the
society we live in today we do eat the
meat of other animals but we don't eat
the meat of humans and so our society as
is does I guess value some lies more
than others apparently yeah but is that
ok I guess maybe is that fair is that
justified I think it just it really
depends on the person you're asking
because I guess Althea is a vegetarian
you wouldn't eat the meat of any animal
correct
like and would you say that other people
shouldn't you the meetup other whether
they're human or just animals well as my
personal opinion I wouldn't eat and I
don't eat animals and I wouldn't eat a
person either I can't necessarily impose
that on other people if you could have
your way with the world and say I would
prefer if people not eat animals would
you say that necessarily just the way
that we live our lives has been so
commonly revolved around eating certain
foods like meat and that's something
that's very prevalent and I wouldn't
necessarily say it's a bad thing to eat
me personally for me I wouldn't call you
never really said would you eat a human
would I eat a person like what if I
would you eat me that's the question I
would not eat you you a friend but like
if i died i'm like Colton as my last
will I want you to eat me I want you to
eat my flesh maybe I'm not offended I
what if I want you to if you wanted me
to that I would consider it strongly but
what if I what if I cut off my leg and
one dude is like I knew your if you ate
it okay okay why not sure I put you on
the spot yeah oh really I think the real
question is what of survival if you guys
were saying that's that's a good
question island and you knew one of you
was gonna die before the other one then
if that person is rudy's to survive
could you make your rock paper scissors
right here wait to see who's gonna eat
who wait wait wait pause pause pause in
the scenario are we awaiting rescue no
we are going to that one of us is going
to die whoever will whoever doesn't lead
I will absolutely are essentially on
this island strategy would I you kill
you robotic well here's the new no
here's the thing it doesn't matter how
you killed a guy like if I died that
good yeah i would tell you you like
that's just the thing i would ya cuz its
survival yeah but who do you i think we
would probably like kill each other see
I think it'd be a rock paper scissors oh
my one of you sacrificed themselves for
the other
one final question for you Colton how
would you prepare a human how would I
prepare a human I allowed you season it
how would you okay so okay so first
thing interesting fact about people we
have the reddest of any like red meat
like the protein that makes me tread we
have like I think ten times higher than
like what beef has so I mean human flesh
is a carcinogen non-us you know that's
it that's it don't see my cursor to me
being a carcinogen is like a whole other
conversation that like I don't even want
to try to get I all I'm saying is human
flesh a carcinogen if other reggio
everything everything is everything is a
carcinogen if you think about it that's
all I'm gonna say point is there's no
way to avoid answer Hoppus children
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friend of ours okay anyway the way I've
prepare a human I would I would do the
tenderest part of a person would
probably be along their spinal columns I
probably take the meat from there I
would I'm really quite a writer crap you
know this information you guys are good
yeah how do you know it's like what
butchers use they always go for the the
in size over the okay so let's do like
this is for animals in general yeah yeah
human but I know how much I know about
random things anyway I take that meet
that season I probably go ago human
Wellington if that makes sense leave
peacefully so you're gonna hear to stump
me you're gonna stuff the spinal this is
incredibly disturbing well you guys
asked how I prepare I'm telling you how
I prepare it like Oh last thing that I
was gonna say to everyone is if it's
alright if I energetic go for it um is
that if you haven't already seen it you
should watch the trailer of a new French
movie called raw which is all about
cannibalism is it like just people
eating raw meat that's the whole movie
is two hours of just dripping all over
their face
really don't exactly notice it's about
but if you watched a red band trailer it
is an intense movie wait long it's like
the Last Supper but everyone's just
eating human okay it's just it's just
it's just a live stream someone's
probably me that into a thing okay
that's great sorry for that thank you so
much I had it I had to get some sound
effects for abused you have to keep it
cute safeway our beards and evolutionary
advantage absolutely you say absolutely
now why do you think they're an
evolutionary advantage because I have a
point to bring up with us first of all I
love facial hair if I could grow a
mustache or beard I absolutely would I
in fact tried last summer and it didn't
go so well I'll probably try again this
is your bestest boy look so I'm actually
a dad Wilkinson I later Collin Collin is
not a pubescent boy he's actually i'm
actually a four year old man it's sure
okay wait wait just because we're in
this vein Collin is a 40 old man i am a
like 25 year old ce o-- who acts like an
eight year old but he doesn't have a
childhood I ever will never had a
childhood I was like I'll see you what
do you think you are I think you are
like the genuine nine-year-old girl with
pigtails lollipop suspend I mean
probably I all right I'm ovary appeared
I don't want beers please tell us about
your beard it's gotta be a good view
there you got to keep you a little trim
you gotta know why is it an evolutionary
advantage great okay you think beards
are a good first of all first of all
they're really warm they keep you warm
second of all they give you from
starving because you get food chunks in
there like you're saying let's go by
just host stranded Island concept
exactly if I was triggered are you in
first of all either i would have to eat
him at all because i'd have leftovers
already in my beard second of all if he
did die and i did eat him I would eat
for twice as long this is disgusting you
anger me my blood in your beer and your
like Isaac's I to look it up with
pleasure oh my gosh no I'm just kidding
disclaimer I am NOT a serial killer
I would not I i would not equal okay how
many times you think I a person has had
to say disclaimer I him that a seer
Hewitt happens a lot and would be
surprised I I give myself in a lot of
situations where I have to kind of dig
myself out of bowls I'm sure that's
gonna be really okay so back to this
idea why are beards and evolutionary
advantage well I just told you my so
glad they keep you warm and they keep
you from starving yes okay if we're
talking to evolution with and we beards
make you more likely to reproduce
because they're hot see that's sexual
side be very attractive beards are I
think girls were shocked I'll see you
input all right don't like I just okay
we actually though this is a principal
biology is called like negligible
evolution probably butchering that it's
the same thing to do with but hair
though that's the leading theory it's
just that like evolutions not perfect
and sometimes an advantage is like so my
new and effects solo people that it just
doesn't matter that's why we have but
hair and also maybe why we have beards
do you think the butt hair is gonna go
away and like a few cells got no God no
but anyway wait wait wait here's to the
ladies and gentlemen but hair is here to
stay the most no no back to the actual
important discussion beards now let's
assume the beards are an evolutionary
advantage just for the sake of
conversation why don't women have beards
I can't answer a complex biological
question like that well you're a girl
you should know this um because my
hormones dictate that I don't like no
that's the medical that's the medical
exactly what why don't they like why
don't you have a beard I don't know I
don't know I mean yeah it's possible to
just not know the answer to a question
well that's all we don't know the answer
to any of these questions we're just
trying to rattle them off stupid answers
isn't that the whole point that's the
exactly are you trying to make the point
that women don't have beards because
beards on men are supposed to be like a
reproductor e advantage no no no I'm
just saying like let's assume that
beards in some way our evolutionary
veins like they may keep your face warm
and like prevent like when
from cooling your face or whatever why
don't women have beards in that sense
then i guess like the evolutionary
advantage of beards doesn't really make
sense but guys have viewed them why
don't well exactly one of the points we
have no an evolutionary advantage
because if it really was then both
genders oh so you're saying well no
that's that's just that's just proving
the falsehood that's not a legit
argument well I mean it's like why it's
like why is the study guide Columbus
make sense honest so I'm a dad no not
physically i have not had any children
Collin is a dad he looks like one he acts
like he talks like one it's not
negotiate favorite dad joke read your
favorite Joe ok so imagine my son
sitting there he goes dad I'm gay and
then I say hi gay I'm dad it's so funny
I laugh at it every time so I don't
laugh when I see can you like jokes
interesting conversation my dad last
night about homosexuality care to share
well we were just talking about like
homosexuality and what's acceptable and
what's not acceptable and how it is
incorporated into broad social standards
you know is very interesting
conversation but other than that we're
talking about how Collin is actually a
dad and that's his real personality is
yes man i am a CEO trapped in child
Althea's just a child it's my secret
identity i rip off my shirt and I'm a 40
year old worries how a special costume
that comes with that going um some
glasses a necktie do you have the mug no
I'm dad I one day my goal is to have my
kids by me that but I don't have any
kids so I can't have that you can't buy
a number one dad mug for yourself that's
just yet salute static that's just
selfish and rude okay the question is
could call in discipline his theoretical
kids calling your input yeah I think I
could I can I can lay the hammer down
I'm not gonna be mean to them not gonna
like abuse em but I think I can get them
straight you know okay me and Althea's
opinion on three one two three god no
i I'm yeah like I think I think maybe
sometimes maybe sometimes I'm actually
if I'm on Cullen is no I'm sorry you
cannot bring the hammer down as you said
I'm sorry see the thing is that like a
lot of I think despite Collins persona
as a 40 year old dad I think that 40
higher year old that I think 14 43 43
year old dad hey sorry I'm gonna say 38
I'm the young growing dad maybe 30 i see
38 38 37 38 37 it's definitely 3830 if I
was 38 I would have a beard okay all I'm
saying is that constable persona is a 38
year old dad whereas in all actuality he
hasn't had kid yet and I feel like
parents kind of transform after they
have children it's real but do you think
that that's what I have future we're not
trying predict the future we try and say
could call it in his state day isn't
right now assuming he doesn't change
could heat disciplines children I don't
think so now here's why I think I
totally could here's why Collin is a
sweetheart that's why we love him he's
just a little big ball sweet nice thanks
I appreciate that but point is that he
would not be able to bring himself to
like exert the full measure of
discipline needed on his kids like on
what is the most disciplinary thing your
parents have done to you that's a good
point my parents are very nice i love my
parents have you done anything that
requires discipline that's something I
extreme I'm a good boy I don't can you
say that more robotically I am a good
boy that's the thing I really haven't
been punished that bad I needed my
parents have taken my DS away well i
guess like no more video games but i
like my parents are recruiting compton
what about you
my parents threatened a lot to throw the
xbox of the window but they never even
got close to that that was weird like my
mother would like I think it was like
once every two weeks she would be like I
will throw the xbox out the window and
we're like nerd so that was as bad as it
got for me well now that i think about
it my mom sent home my friend Wade
multiple times wait if you're listening
hi I haven't told you about this podcast
yet but I will in the soon future soon's
you turn take it oh yeah my mom kicked
wait out a few times because we were
doing stupid things like smashing an
apple with a hammer all song it was
really fun except that the Apple didn't
really smash it just kind of got juice
if her and is really messy and my mom's
mad wait were you indoors yeah we were
like oh my god there's my dining room
know what I've always wanted to do is
take one was like those air pressure
pumpers and like stick it in a
watermelon and then that would be
awesome except I don't think it would
work I'm sorry I don't know I don't know
no no because it would squirt out the
little side where you put the mouths
Luet mccrory put the needle in me it's
gonna spread outside you guys have seen
like videos of like watermelons getting
shot 12 or 18 yeah and when they put the
rubber bands like tons of rubber bands
on a watermelon and it just explodes I
wanna do that really bad so have you
seen that you just put a bunch on it
yeah and she just makes it like it
explodes everywhere it's really cool
okay so wait how many other rubber bands
would it take to explode a watermelon
let's test it well we'll be back in a
few minutes i'll add another jingle here
questions start a mythbuster series I
would be pretty cool call me Collins
mythbuster comic con su green chemistry
Mythbusters division so who's the trial
there's okay go clean the back it up
back it up back it up back it up so okay
so this is important thing if I'm going
to defend the fact that I am a CEO
trappin eight-year-olds body no you're
you're on my way to see us body okay
okay all the way around sorry so
I occasionally act very childish like
with why did with Althea right there
where I was like to her which I think
was adjusted my response because she was
being a little bit of a dirt but also I
prune and like like enjoy going to bed
early prune like the fruit yeah you know
are you comparing a shriveled-up plum
with an old person so now you're an 87
year old CEO then happy this is all of
an eight dozen you know like you know
you know like Silicon Valley investors
are like 26 but they've aged like 17
years because of like just the just
horrible lifestyle they meet I'm like
that guy that's you okay yeah that's a
violation your personality yeah that's
well I also sell fast aisles of the
youth of a Negro think about like then
he's very youthful just on eight year
olds are immature so are you I mean I'm
not gonna deny that all I'm saying that
was such a lie come back I make your
face but yeah exact but i was little i
thought that i was the inventor of your
face jokes oh yeah i know that must have
been like but like just learning that
like someone oh I told everyone I'm like
oh I came up with that cuz I thought
that I did but I didn't he thought you
sure like a national movement of your
face and well I just thought I started
in my class because I didn't talk to
kids outside my class boys going back to
the main topic Collin i think is too
sweet to dis da kids what are you what
are you saying is required to discipline
discipline you I think I think you need
like two I don't I just I just feel like
that you could not you could not really
she would not want to like really like
come down there gonna be if their beer
dis okay dump that sounds really balcon
if they're there like not going to bed
they're not going to the bed of the
right time and I'm getting really tired
I will want to discipline okay wait wait
I'm sorry with these responses been
bugging this been bugging me why do we
like make kids go sleep like nine or
eight cuz they need a larger sheep yeah
yeah it like Frankie if they're not they
also like wake up at like 6am every day
it's all about like consider a little
schedule well then why is it set so
early why can we just say
go to bed 10 because I they don't get
enough sleep under what assumptions like
that's a silly do you think that our
parents are just making us go to bed
early because they weren't I think it's
just because their parents made them go
bed early you think they'd like started
all the way back to ancient ways like a
secret parent culture that no one knows
about until they're actually a parent
and I like initiated in the situation so
that like when their kids go to bed at
eight the parents then sneak out and
Mike hit Durant oh my gosh you sweet
rock the code of adult society we found
oh my gosh much parents coming towards
us uh and in podcast us Althea actually
looked out the modules window like oh
shit someone's coming forever be honest
I did too they fell for it ok no no I'm
a very gullible person actual reason
though why parents do that I think is so
that they can have like an hour chance
what I was saying yeah just want you
yeah they just want to chill that's
probably why if we're honest with
ourselves where they can like sit back
watch breaking bad maybe we should check
about board games I love bored let's
talk about board games Althea as our
guest what do you want to know what's
your favorite board game Settlers of
Catan said I haven't closed not put
arguable settlers potato wait wait Shane
magnate food chain magnate it's this
amazing game that's like worth it's like
200 bucks it's made by like two Dutch
guys in their basement it's all 50 style
and literally you build a like
corporation and it's so fun it's like
settlers of catan SI yo in the making
see so know why I have a doing wishin
though that's gonna it's really
important why does everyone hate
monopoly its oh crap it's overrated
that's that's my thing I think I
actually can't even have really serves I
don't think that it's good enough for
all the popularity gets I think because
it was one of the first well no it
wasn't mother first it was just like the
loan I mean there's like a yeah it's one
of the first like big like company you
poor gates not not like because you make
it ok do you guys know the game connect
four I didn't I'm not fair to connect
four do you consider it a board game or
just yes because it comes that box like
new yeah what really is a board game
does it need to have a board yeah
or does it come out box you could say
like card games support no no no there's
a very important distinction we're at am
at board games have a board tabletop
games are what you're thinking of board
games are the sub category within
tabletop games what if you're playing on
a board then it stands either a board
game or a tabletop game all of those
kinds of games are tabletop games but
not all and all board games like a
mighty battle games included in the
board game culture yes yes but this is
important not so there's like it's like
concentric circles the big circle is
tabletop games the smaller circle is
board games so k 4g came are also
tabletop games but tabletop games are
not necessarily board game there you go
it's like it's like great things in
elephants way way back to food chain
magnet oh my god one of the best games
ever played hold on i'm just gonna shut
up both of you this is amazing so 50
style i know you were usually makes me
want to talk with Wars okay okay so
fruit chain magnet it's 50 style you're
a CEO you're just like you're just
trying to make the trend like take over
a town with your freakin restaurant it's
really cat dumb right yeah it's a
restaurant cuz i was confusing with me
yeah food chain magnet what's your food
chain called yeah what we have is named
a fast reader oh I don't know way way
I'm not gonna know I'm finishing this
I'm finishing this little talk about
something else I'm sorry I'm really
sorry all thing about my name while he's
ranting like food or whatever a good
name for just a restaurant in general
would be spicy avocado don't know why I
think you're right anyway the game sorry
I'm real sorry hi Andy a cat is just
like you create a restaurant it's so
awesome and go around you place the
restaurant and you like market and then
you makes that it sounds really boring
but so fun it's like in contain the fact
that you're like shouting so loud at the
fact that they're now marketing pizzas
instead of burgers like I have merely
like decked a few me it sounds like a
great idea they start no I friend of
mine owns it I've nearly like punched
people because they start selling
hamburgers instead of pizza and stuff
like that and like start marketing soft
drinks
it's all super question does copy to
have some anger issues I just kept you
really really passionate about select
few things he's a fascist frat boy I am
NOT a fascist frat boy you absolutely
are this is exactly we were talking
about earlier today Althea was claiming
how you're a frat boy she said and I
quote Colton would be the fascist frat
boy the leader of a fraternity focused
around get this board games I trumpets
lion it wasn't a whore game that's nerdy
game no no no no no that was us
high-fiving hit the mic stand I am NOT a
fascist frat boy I have no idea what you
guys talking about even a little bit
like honest to god explain yourselves
see you can't do it I think this
conversation speaks first no do you
remember the day I came into chemistry
and I related myself to a phone yeah
that was really good stuff what was my
analogy I don't remember but you it was
a good analogy she was something how our
batteries dead like that you're like I
think you were like you like this not
disposable you like the old-timey non
smartphone that's like has like really
crazy durable batteries but as like on
its edge because it's been thrown off of
so many buildings at this time because
people are just yeah I thought I think
it was actually I think that was
actually the exact like if I'm being
honest you do look like you've been
throwing up you building before huh burn
I'm sorry another question if you guys
were a phone what kind of photo gb
samsung galaxy s i'm not that iphone
basic shit oh yeah i don't know i
probably i don't know phones are too
similar to distinguish I'd want to be
like one of those it's not hanging up on
the wall but a rotary firm it's just
like on the table that would be me those
would be good night you know if you were
that I like them I like the wall phones
oh no no those phones that are like oh
yeah like you have my boy
oh yeah soup can phone oh they'll say oh
I have the perfect one it's the
playground phones do things that come
out of the ground and then you
communicate drew those are the cool
exactly most of the time kids just don't
stand up in there and then you can't
talk to each other yeah but you know
that you do it right then they're
awesome all right well I think we are
gonna wrap up now we'd really appreciate
a like I don't even know if you could
like on soundcloud I have zero
experience was elderly like art like art
podcast please we'd love a follow I'm
sure you already so usually at the end
of these episodes we're going to try to
come to a consensus of everything we've
talked about so we talked about
cannibalism a little bit where we
learned that I would eat Cullen probably
and he would eat me most like me and
healthy would not eat anyone talked
about beards and how they might be an
evolutionary advantage and you used
logic to show they probably weren't we
asked whether Collin could discipline is
kids night and which I could he could
not which I am vehemently against cons
vehemently for and Althea being the
wishy-washy person that she is dwells in
the mill thank you for that positive oh
you know I love you bro and then we
talked about how each how Collin is a dad
I am a CEO in an eight-year-olds body
Althea is just a normal eight year old
and also how I'm apparently a fascist
frat boys for board games which I'm not
declare yes is he absolutely really this
whole podcast could be used as evidence
I hate all of you anyway next week we'd
love it if you guys if you want to
comment any questions you want us to
talk about next week we'll probably talk
about something along the lines of the
legal system whether Kong could have do
some very important TV characters and
the most important question who were all
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