This One Stands Alone

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We have to hand it to this criminal. When a lawbreaker gets busted because something was cracked, well, it simply MUST be an Odd News story. (Run time: 3 minutes) >> Become a fan and comment on Facebook or MeWe>> Follow us on Instagram>> Call the new phone line: [phone]>> Drop us an email at podcast @ comedy4cast.com>> Not able to be a Patreon patron? Consider just buying Clinton some coffee>> And be sure to check out everything happening over at The Topic is Trek, the other podcast Clinton does>> Dog image by karsten_kettermann-2496499 and microphone image by alles-2597842, both courtesy of Pixabay>> Certain sounds effects courtesy of freeSFX and FreeSound.org Transcript: CLINTON:Oh, hi there. Clinton here. And here's today's odd news story. A drug dealer in Liverpool, England has been given a 13-and-a-half year sentence for his crimes. Carl Stewart had previously evaded police by using an phone to hide his identity. The so-called EncroChat phone is a highly-encrypted device, often used by criminals. So, what ultimately lead to Stewart's capture? Did a fellow criminal rat him out? No, but you're getting warmer. That's because Stewart was done in by a block of cheese - Mature Blue Stilton to be precise. Police had recently cracked the EncroChat phone system that Stewart was using, which lead to the arrest of hundreds of people in the UK suspected of major crimes. But how did they nab Stewart? And what does this have to do with cheese? The now-former drug dealer, who had been posting under the alias "toffeeforce" made the mistake of uploading a picture of a wrapped package of M&S Stilton -- showing his fingers and palm in the photo. Police were able to analyze the picture, matching the prints to those on file for Mr. Stewart. Shortly thereafter, he was brought before the magistrate at Liverpool Crown Court, where he pleaded guilty to a number of crimes, including conspiracy to supply drugs and the transfer of criminal property. Mr. Stewart will be out of jail in 2034. No word if the Stilton will wait for him. But for now, that's it. We're done, done, done, done, done. Bye bye.