Beached Whale Ceremonies and Throat Boners - Episode 41

Functional Idiots Podcast

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In this episode of the Funk Show Idiots podcast, the hosts discuss various topics including technical difficulties, the Olympics opening ceremony, transgender athletes in sports, and the fairness of competition. They express their opinions on transgender individuals competing in women's sports and debate the biological differences between men and women. The hosts also touch on the controversy surrounding a boxing event in the Olympics and the challenges of gender testing in sports. A man in Ohio sued a restaurant for serving boneless wings that contained bones. The Ohio Supreme Court dismissed the lawsuit, stating that boneless wings refer to a cooking style and that it is common knowledge that chickens have bones. The court ruled that the restaurant was not negligent and that the customer should have been aware that boneless wings could contain bones. The lawsuit named the wing supplier and the farm that produced the chicken as well. The court's decision was based on the understanding that boneless wings are made from chicken breasts, which can sometimes contain bone chips. In this part of the conversation, Dillon and Colton discuss a lawsuit involving a man who found a bone in his chicken sandwich. They debate the merits of the lawsuit and compare it to other frivolous lawsuits. They also share their thoughts on the movie Deadpool and Wolverine, and Dillon talks about his embarrassing experience of straining his core muscles while attempting to learn a dance from the movie. They then move on to discuss their top picks for new Olympic sports, including American football, baseball, and fourth grader fights. In this part of the conversation, Colton and Dillon discuss their top picks for new Olympic sports, including hunting, beer pong, and eating contests. They also come up with humorous and outrageous ideas for unconventional Olympic events, such as a jerk-off relay, dodge the sniper, and meet God activities. The conversation takes a comical turn as they discuss the official state meal of Oklahoma and share funny anecdotes about a traffic stop in Florida and a sign on a highway in Chicago. In this final part of the conversation, the hosts discuss Ford's patent for a new technology that could enhance police surveillance by using onboard sensors in Ford vehicles to detect and report speeding violations by other cars on the road. They express concerns about the legal and ethical implications of this technology. They also talk about a woman who fell victim to a phone scam and lost nearly $6,000. The scammers convinced her to undress and spin in circles on FaceTime, claiming it was part of a full body scan to verify her identity. The hosts express disbelief at the woman's gullibility and emphasize the importance of critical thinking and not falling for scams.

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Intro Music: We Got the Balls - Rockin’ For Decades

Trivia Music: 1. Trapped in a Maze - Philip Ayers

2. Find My Boy and Bring Him Home - Bonnie Grace

So Mad Intro: Death and Destruction - Off Cuts

Pornstar Birthday Music: Last Move - White Bones

Outro Music: Put Me on Fire - Off Cuts

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