I Am Santa Claus (2014): Santa's Sausage

Honestly? Hell Yeah

From childhood, one of the greatest wonders of the world was the magic of Santa Claus, and his ability to be everywhere and anywhere at any time. In adulthood, one of the many burdens of truth lies within the knowledge that Santa Claus is really just a bunch of geriatrics getting paid to LARP as a fictional entity. In I Am Santa Claus, the velveteen curtain is pulled back to share some tricks of the trade as we follow a year in the life of 4 professional (and 1 surprising amateur) Santa Claus cos-players, and it’s both everything and nothing that you would expect. Swaddle yourself in the holiday spirit and join us as Jen joins the Fraternal Brotherhood of Real Bearded Santas, Danielle sixty-nines with Michigan (not as sexy as it sounds), we all learn a thing or two about combining orgies with hot buffets, and so much more! Tune in for some exciting news, stay for the LoLs! Happy ho-ho-ho-holidays!