I Love You, Now Die Part II (2019): Condad Boy

Honestly? Hell Yeah

The saga continues as we attempt to swim through the chummy waters of the case brought against Michelle Carter with regards to the role she played in the death of her boyfriend, Conrad Roy. In Part I, the prosecution painted a dark picture, describing Michelle as a femme fatale, hell-bent on texting her fake boyfriend to death so that her softball team would feel bad for her. In Part II of I Love You, Now Die, we open our hearts to the defense of Michelle, understanding that she, herself hardly survived the relationship she had with Conrad, battling her own mental illnesses, insecurities, and crushing pressure of isolation. Join us as we try our best to extrapolate even one single LoL from a story that frankly brings us no joy. In other words, come for the riveting story of love and loss as it relates to the law, stay for the one lousy pun we managed to squeeze out as it relates to a father and son both named "Conrad Roy." Tune in!