The Great Texas Firearms Fiasco: Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy

Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy

In this latest episode of "Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy," our dynamic duo decides to dive into the world of firearms and Texas gun laws. They sign up for a class, thinking they'll just learn some basics, but soon find themselves knee-deep in legalese and debates over which "no firearms" signs are actually enforceable. They even endure a hard sell for insurance, which Kiki, ever the sucker for a bargain, buys into immediately. Cowboy, meanwhile, stays skeptical but gets drawn in by horror stories of uninsured gun owners ending up in court.

Fast forward to the crack of dawn on qualification day, and Cowboy is up bright and early, ready to charm the pants off everyone at the range. Unfortunately, he only manages to irritate a silver-haired, ex-Marine range officer by asking too many questions. Kiki, on the other hand, gets stuck with a rental .22 she’s never loaded before, causing a minor debacle as she discovers her bay has no target. With 20 impatient qualifiers waiting and a grumpy range master to placate, she awkwardly scrambles to her new spot. Cowboy, blissfully oblivious, preps his own weapon while Kiki sweats bullets – figuratively and almost literally – but at least she's armed with all the YouTube knowledge she could cram the night before.