NOG 17: Too Much to Talk About

Nation of Gamers

OH MY GOSH DID YOU HEAR THAT E3 WAS LAST WEEK THERE WERE SO MANY NEW THINGS ANNOUNCED AND A WHOLE BUNCH OF OLD THINGS REANNOUNCED I HAVE NO IDEA HOW WE’RE GOING TO HAVE TIME TO TALK ABOUT ALL OF THEM ON THE SHOW I KNOW RIGHT THERE’S JUST TOO MUCH LIKE DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THAT THING THAT NINTENDO DID YEAH THAT WAS TOTALLY AWESOME OR THAT NEW GAME FROM CRYTEK YEAH THAT LOOKS SUPER SWEET WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE PART I LOVED IT ALL OH MY GOD THIS SHOW IS GONNA BE LIKE SIX HOURS LONG I’M GONNA NEED MORE RED BULL HOLY CRAP DID YOU SEE THE KONAMI PRESSER YEAH THAT GUY’S HEAD TOTALLY FELL OFF IN THE MIDDLE OF THINGS AND ONE OF THE DOOR PRIZES WAS A LIFE-SIZED STATUE OF GAIA FROM GOD OF WAR III THAT WAS TOTALLY EPIC BUT WHERE WOULD YOU PUT IT I DON’T KNOW AND THE NEXT ROCK BAND GAME COMES WITH TOAD THE WET SPROCKET LIKE THE WHOLE BAND IS IN THE BOX WHY DOESN’T THEIR FRONT MAN WEAR SHOES I DON’T KNOW MAYBE HE HAS SOME WEIRD TOE FUNGUS METROID OTHER M LOOKS AWESOME OKAY SCREW RED BULL I’M GONNA NEED COCAINE

PHEW! I’m tired just typing all that. The show this week has WAY too much stuff to talk about, so of course the four hosts choked halfway through and started talking about Wes’ third nipple instead. Also, this episode featured Spencer recording instead of the usual deal, so blame him when the quality sucks.

E3!

• [VIDEO] Ninety-Nine Nights @ E3 (awkward!)
• [VIDEO] Scott Pilgrim vs the World: The Game
• [VIDEO] Mortal Kombat @ E3
• [VIDEO] Kid Icarus @ E3
• [VIDEO] Twisted Metal @ E3 (teaser)
• [SONG] I Love NoG by Crescendo1897