Nude On The Moon

Silver Screen Cesspool

Nude on the Moon (1961)
"Man discovers a nature camp on the moon!"
Odds are you’ve never of the 1961 movie “Nude on the Moon,” but if its name sounds familiar that’s because in 2002 the name was borrowed by the B-52’s for their double-disc CD anthology.

Where this movie starts to go off the rails is when the scientists are ready to do their cosmic thing. You see they don’t want to attract a crowd so they don’t tell the press they’re going to the moon. This allows them to take off from their private Idaho. And because building spaceships, even prop ones, we don’t even get to see the outside of the ship except from extreme close up, or extremely far away. On the way to the moon in the sky (called the moon), both of them spontaneously fall into a deep sleep.

Welcome to the Silver Screen Cesspool, where we review the poo! With your host, the surveyor of sh*tty cinema, the mocker of moronic movies, the "Terror of Tiny Town," the last known survivor of "Battlefield Earth," the one of many, Allen Smithee!

Written, Directed, & Starring Allen Smithee
Assistant Director, Producer & Stunt Coordinator Allen Smithee
BoomMic Operator, Sound Editing, & Music Allen Smithee
Construction Coordinator The Amazing Rando
MakeUp Crayola
Catering Soylent Corp
Allen Smithee will be back in Return of the Curse of the Planet of Prehistoric Bikini Ninjas Vs Kingdom of the Bride of the Killer Shark Cheerleaders 2: Electric Boogaloo

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