Everyone Gets a Medal – January 5, 2025

The Drew Lane Show

• Joe Biden’s giving everyone an award, ChiefsAholic: A Wolf in Chiefs Clothing on Amazon Prime, Stuttering John is a tattletale, Ice T’s cop cam, porn star Houston regrets her “Houston: 500”, and United Airlines turns into Urine Airlines.
• TV Viewing: Drew has discovered YouTube Movies. Everyone on Beast Games on Prime is crying and playing the game incorrectly. ChiefsAholic: A Wolf in Chiefs Clothing, also on Prime, is a great documentary. Tsunami: Race Against Time is available on Hulu if you want to see some destruction porn.
• Anne Heche’s estate is a tricky thing. The evil Ellen took her down.
• Stuttering John Melendez is a massive tattletale. StutJo has taken his ball, left the internet, and gone home.
• Cam Skattebo went from stud to DUD.
• Jimmy Carter is in lying in repose. Some people are saying his final word was “arghhhhhhh”.
• Shamsud Din Jabbar pulled some tail. Either way, he is a loser. Antonio Brown has started a GoFundMe for the victims.
• Gypsy Rose Blanchard pooped out a kid and wants you to check out her postpartum body, which she thinks is hot.
• Pink Floyd’s Syd Barrett really liked drugs.
• Houston regrets that whole 500 (*620) thing.
• Only Fans News: Lily Allen is taking control of her body. Sophie Rain is rich off her body.
• The Minnesota Vikings are trying to pack Ford Field with fans.
• Joe Biden handed out tons of medals this weekend.
• Ice T vs proper paperwork and those pesky police.
• Gary Busey looks rough these days, but has an entertaining Instagram.
• The Home Improvement kid has been arrested yet again.
• Britney Spears is the best mom ever. Her boys are back now that they need cash.
• Nicki Minaj sued for assault by her former manager in an incident at LCA in Detroit.
• Meghan Markle is terrible and everyone on YouTube is disliking her. With Love, Meghan is going to BOMB. Thomas Markle is leaving the continent.
• The Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie divorce is FINALLY over. Slow down. Brother James Haven has married.
• Now boarding: Urine Airlines.
• Nikki Glaser had her feelings hurt by Pete Davidson… during a roast.
• Nobody cares about the Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni beef. The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants is tighter than ever.
• LaToya Jackson looks amazing…ly bad.
• Go Lions!
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