The Finger For Christmas

The International House of Dancakes

I thought I might get you an iPad Or a year's membership at the gym But I put back my wallet Soon as I recalled that You’re an asshole that voted for him So I’m afraid you’re not getting a sweater Or massage chair to help calm your nerves No Nintendo Switch You dumb son of a bitch I’ll be giving you what you deserve You’re getting’ the finger for Christmas For all that you are and have done I’d give you some coal that’s as black as your soul But you’d prob’ly just burn it for fun I don’t know what you wanted for Christmas I assume that it was something else But you’re a huge piece of shit So you get what you get Here’s the finger, now go fuck yourself Fuck you America does have its problems Shit sucks for the whole working class But how dumb must you be To ever think he Would do shit to help your stupid ass I hope you're too rich to experience The impact of what you pricks did Cuz if you can't afford to They'll probably deport you To a country where you’ve never lived So you get the finger for Christmas ‘cuz you’ve given my country the same I’ll invite you my friend To sit on it and spin So fast that you burst into flames You’re getting the finger for Christmas And if you should think that’s unfair Hey I understand And I do have two hands So I’ll make it a matching pair Fuck you If you go to the mall to see Santa I honestly hope he’ll just say Suck my North Pole You stupid asshole And then chase your dumb children away The damage you’ve done to America Will prob’ly be with us for life If you vote for that shit Of course you will get Told to go fuck yourself with a knife You’re getting the finger for Christmas You piece of shit snake in the grass If you want some egg nog You can suck my fat hog Shove your holiday cheer up your ass You’re getting the finger for Christmas And it can’t be exchanged or returned You voted for racists And son on that basis The finger is all that you’ve earned Fuck you