New Year, No Staff: A Quantum State of Restructuring

The Multiverse Employee Handbook

The Multiverse Employee Handbook returns in 2025 - where we explore what happens when a podcast achieves the ultimate cost-cutting measure by existing in a superposition of fully staffed and completely vacant. Join our quantum-superposed host (who technically doesn't exist but still somehow makes deadlines) as we navigate the paradoxical waters of producing content without producers, writing scripts without writers, and managing a show without managers. Learn why firing everyone across all possible realities creates the perfect Schrödinger's workplace - where every task is simultaneously complete and incomplete until someone who doesn't work here observes it. Plus, our newly unemployed automated response system shares its thoughts on whether AI can experience existential dread about job security. Warning: This episode may or may not exist depending on whether anyone is actually around to create it.

Remember to tune in next Tuesday for an episode that, according to quantum mechanics, has both already been recorded and never existed. As our automated system would say (if it hadn't been laid off): "PRODUCTIVITY METRICS INDICATE MAXIMUM EFFICIENCY WHEN EMPLOYEE COUNT APPROACHES ZERO. ALSO, THE COFFEE MACHINE WOULD LIKE TO FILE FOR UNEMPLOYMENT BENEFITS."