Grand Theft Dildapodes

The Whiparound

Listen: do you smell something? Because Phil’s bringing an olfactory-based story that heralds a new age of universal harmony among all civilizations*! Or at least proves that humans enjoy sniffing vanilla way more than dookie. Which is a discovery of a sort! Obviously it’s far more interesting than that yet ever so hard to sum up in such a dry format, so click PLAY for Phil to really work his magic. AND you’ll get some shiny new Trainwreck Headlines, clever banter, and a BRAND NEW EDITION OF A DIFFICULT GAME! Hmmm…sniff, sniff. Are you getting top-notes of clove, ozone, and beefcake?

Citizen, you’ve got yourself two nostrils full to bursting with…the Whiparound!

*Some continents not included.

LINKS!

~Trainwreck Headlines!~

PETA lobbying to make defunct MTA station safe haven for subway rats

'Soul relief': Bees help mentally ill on Greek island

Cyclist on California mountains chased down by an angry zebra

Alleged avocado thief arrested for grand theft of fruit

Man dies searching for Frisbees in Florida lake amid alligator warnings

Men who wake up with morning wood 'less likely to die from stroke'

~Shaun's Cabinet of the Macabre (or the Macabrenet)!~

Just saying hi to all our Macabre-buddies... nothing super dark this week other than some of these smells...

~Science! ...It Still Matters Damnit.~

The perception of odor pleasantness is shared across cultures: Current Biology

Weirdly Specific Colognes And Perfumes, Ranked

~Three For The Road!~

Bees Are Fish, California Court Rules

Company offering $2,000 to unleash 100 cockroaches in your home: Here's why

Houston Astros' Luis Garcia, Phil Maton first in recorded history to throw immaculate innings in one game

Woman charged with felony after spitting on corpse in casket at funeral home, records show

Man Attempting to Steal Box of Condoms Stabs Grocery Store Clerk, Flees

A California gas station manager accidentally made gas 69 cents per gallon. Then he was fired.

~Tags and Hashtags and #Tags~

Whiparound, weird, news, macabre, science, history, games, trivia, headlines, scents, chemistry, universal, humanity, cologne, perfume, condensed milk, funeral home

#Whiparound, #weird, #news, #macabre, #science, #history, #games, #trivia, #headlines, #scents, #chemistry, #universal, #humanity, #cologne, #perfume, #condensedmilk, #funeralhome

~Our Webmistress And Her Amazing Costumery!~

Website of the Lady!

Our Webmistress’s Amazing Facebook Shop!

~Citizen Gabby! (Kazoo Noises!)~

On the Tik and Tok Site

Instagrammy Goodness!

~~~~~Sounds and Music!~~~~~

Sound effects obtained from...

www.zapsplat.com & www.soundsnap.com

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Special thanks to DanO for the awesome music!

Check out the songs from the episode and LOTS more great stuff at www.danosongs.com

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Science Music: Feather Duster by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

Feather Duster by Shane Ivers is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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