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Greetings. Thank you for joining us. All of us here at Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC. welcome you and your delicious fluids to our podcast. Good Morning Evildoers is a twice-monthly comedy horror podcast hosted by Winifred, Head of HR for evil supercorp Global Synergy Amalgamated. Daily announcements at an evil organization have to cover things not commonly found at your average non-evil company. Moonbase transfer policies. Time travel accidents. Budget disputes between rival departments t ...
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Greetings, delicious humans! Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC., isn’t an ordinary soulless corporation. Neither are our employee requirements. No, seriously. We have folks who speak Mole Person. In this episode, prep for a potluck and bring your pet to work. Store open now at https://goodmorningevildoers.com/shop/ We're also in your internets at Ins…
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Greetings, delicious humans! Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC., isn’t an ordinary soulless corporation. Neither are our policies and procedures. No, seriously. We have to account for lycanthropy. In this episode, learn about exciting new positions available on the new moonbase and under Denver International Airport. Store open now at https://goodmor…
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Greetings, delicious humans! Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC., isn’t an ordinary soulless corporation. So we don’t have ordinary workshops. No, seriously. You have to perfect your evil monologues somehow. In this episode, discover more about the kind of perks we offer our dedicated employees, including catering by Donner Party Planning. Learn more …
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Greetings, delicious humans! Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC., isn’t an ordinary soulless corporation. We're a genuinely evil soulless corporation. No, seriously. We have a volcano lair and everything. Please enjoy this initial episode of your new favorite podcast. You are 99.999738% unlikely to grow tentacles as a result. And if they do sprout, R&…
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Welcome, delicious humans, to Good Morning Evildoers — your new favorite podcast. We here at Global Synergy Amalgamated sincerely hope you enjoy this introductory broadcast. This season will feature human entertainment. For people. Please join us again next time! Broadcasting at between 20 hertz and 20 kilohertz. For human ears. You can find our we…
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